Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML
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iliketurdles
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Doesn't matter. Still won.
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sierra142
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Ha ha ha ha. I can just picture it.
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iliketurdles
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Doesn't matter. Still won.
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leadman1989
| 15
It's only cheating if you get caught... wait.
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ShakeMeDown
| 12
The entire time OP was running "We are the Champions" was playing in his head.
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tanneriscool
| 2
In slow motion?
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You_Need_Soap
| 6
Chariots of Fire theme.
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nolarboot
| 10
"Now come back to [the finish line] so we can show you how much you won. Come back."
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madelinebriana
| 11
What was your cue that the race had even started?
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armyboy5989
| 2
Your not trying if your not cheating
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evilteddybear
| 0
Uuummm.... I was just warming up;)
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GrooveTurtle
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But they were looking at the clock, doesn't matter still won. But I cried the whole time, doesn't matter still won.
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sierra142
| 19
Ha ha ha ha. I can just picture it.
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sexaaydino
| 14
That's not nice :(
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drivemysoul19
| 8
Rude.
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cyns0_oaSailor
| 0
16, your bf has a bad taste in video games
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iChel413
| 6
You have to admit that it is funny!
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jon120ukfan
| 2
I'm going to hell now for laughing at this
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natnatkat
| 8
Let me guess. The people who said this comment are also "chubby".
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ladiesman219
| 4
i pictured it too!! i laughed a little hehe
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RavagedSoul
| 0
Funny yet mentally scaring at the same time
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caity878
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Haha yeah him running and being like hell yeah and then turning around being like...oh shit
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phoenixslayer69
| 4
Good exercise. Don't sweat it.
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That0therguy
| 4
Don't sweat it?
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yarsii
| 0
Boom tish.
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GSP101
| 0
Warm-ups are important too.
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yeezheng
| 6
It's alright . Everyone makes this kinda mistake once in a while. Just ytd I facepalm into a glass door at a crowded mall. Don't sweat it! Everyone have their embarrassing moment now and then :)
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Blueglasscup
| 18
I did that once too. The impact made me ricochet off the door and onto the floor.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Wouldn't that be called a facedoor rather than facepalm?
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Babyseal420
| 7
You were just so fast you won before the others even started.
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HomeAl0ne
| 20
Cheer up OP, I bet it was a handicap race.
Wait, that doesn't make it any better, does it.
Wait, that doesn't make it any better, does it.
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RawrNom
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just pretend you were practicing, then when you go home, just say - Hey, mom... I crossed the finish line first! and when she asks - so you won?!, just be like - well I crossed the line first.. what do you think? lol... Op, I've done something similar don't worry ><
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Chad_the_Brony
| 0
Please don't EVER do a situtuation comment ever again. They are NOT funny and fucking annoying.
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IKickPuppiesHard
| 16
Rage quit racing again now that you've won. Now that your a winner i suggest you go off and grab a hot girl of your choosing and have her feed you grapes.....or weightloss pills. Which ever you prefer.
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Torva_fml
| 16
You're.
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LifeOnBlast19
| 9
Your name is quite disturbing.
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MagicallyFat
| 12
It's very messed up. Who kicks puppies??
It's more of a punting motion… LACES UP!
It's more of a punting motion… LACES UP!
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death_dolphin24
| 0
You're a dick.
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MagicallyFat
| 12
Hahah I'm joking people I love animals I have the best cat in the world
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WillTay
| 8
57: Location: Hogwarts, USA? You're an idiot.
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leadman1989
| 15
You went SO fast you slowed down time. It's the ONLY logical explanation.
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zachherbert
| 10
Or, he started before everyone else..... Ah, who the fuck am I kidding? That makes no sense at all.
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yeahbuddayy1114
| 1
Haha.
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robertlovespi
| 3
Darn and just when your chubby cheeks thought you were gonna get all the ladies.