FML : Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could,...

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Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dan / Saturday 19 November 2011 04:54 / Reserved

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By iliketurdles | 7

#3605295 - Saturday 19 November 2011 12:03

Doesn't matter. Still won.

By sierra142 | 19

#3605306 - Saturday 19 November 2011 12:08

Ha ha ha ha. I can just picture it.

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By iliketurdles | 7

#3605295 - Saturday 19 November 2011 12:03

Doesn't matter. Still won.

leadman1989 | 15

#3605365 - Saturday 19 November 2011 12:28

It's only cheating if you get caught... wait.

ShakeMeDown | 12

#3606834 - Saturday 19 November 2011 09:11

The entire time OP was running "We are the Champions" was playing in his head.

tanneriscool | 2

#3608099 - Sunday 20 November 2011 03:39

In slow motion?

You_Need_Soap | 6

#3608194 - Sunday 20 November 2011 04:19

Chariots of Fire theme.

nolarboot | 10

#3609434 - Sunday 20 November 2011 07:57

"Now come back to [the finish line] so we can show you how much you won. Come back."

madelinebriana | 11

#3610870 - Sunday 20 November 2011 06:16

What was your cue that the race had even started?

armyboy5989 | 2

#3611500 - Sunday 20 November 2011 09:12

Your not trying if your not cheating

evilteddybear | 0

#3618380 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:17

Uuummm.... I was just warming up;)

GrooveTurtle | 0

#3824416 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 01:23

But they were looking at the clock, doesn't matter still won. But I cried the whole time, doesn't matter still won.

By sierra142 | 19

#3605306 - Saturday 19 November 2011 12:08

Ha ha ha ha. I can just picture it.

sexaaydino | 14

#3605384 - Saturday 19 November 2011 12:37

That's not nice :(

drivemysoul19 | 8

#3605399 - Saturday 19 November 2011 12:45

Rude.

cyns0_oaSailor | 0

#3605502 - Saturday 19 November 2011 01:48

16, your bf has a bad taste in video games

iChel413 | 6

#3605773 - Saturday 19 November 2011 04:06

You have to admit that it is funny!

jon120ukfan | 2

#3606040 - Saturday 19 November 2011 04:45

I'm going to hell now for laughing at this

natnatkat | 8

#3606379 - Saturday 19 November 2011 06:04

Let me guess. The people who said this comment are also "chubby".

ladiesman219 | 4

#3606878 - Saturday 19 November 2011 09:45

i pictured it too!! i laughed a little hehe

RavagedSoul | 0

#3610151 - Sunday 20 November 2011 01:35

Funny yet mentally scaring at the same time

caity878 | 0

#3614205 - Monday 21 November 2011 10:06

Haha yeah him running and being like hell yeah and then turning around being like...oh shit

By phoenixslayer69 | 4

#3605310 - Saturday 19 November 2011 12:08

Good exercise. Don't sweat it.

That0therguy | 4

#3613735 - Monday 21 November 2011 07:42

Don't sweat it?

yarsii | 0

#3614715 - Monday 21 November 2011 01:32

Boom tish.

By GSP101 | 0

#3605318 - Saturday 19 November 2011 12:10

Warm-ups are important too.

By yeezheng | 6

#3605332 - Saturday 19 November 2011 12:15

It's alright . Everyone makes this kinda mistake once in a while. Just ytd I facepalm into a glass door at a crowded mall. Don't sweat it! Everyone have their embarrassing moment now and then :)

Blueglasscup | 18

#3605338 - Saturday 19 November 2011 12:18

I did that once too. The impact made me ricochet off the door and onto the floor.

False_Stupidity | 41

#3613200 - Monday 21 November 2011 04:38

Wouldn't that be called a facedoor rather than facepalm?

By Babyseal420 | 7

#3605335 - Saturday 19 November 2011 12:17

You were just so fast you won before the others even started.

HomeAl0ne | 20

#3611753 - Sunday 20 November 2011 10:33

Cheer up OP, I bet it was a handicap race. Wait, that doesn't make it any better, does it.

By RawrNom | 0

#3605341 - Saturday 19 November 2011 12:18

just pretend you were practicing, then when you go home, just say - Hey, mom... I crossed the finish line first! and when she asks - so you won?!, just be like - well I crossed the line first.. what do you think? lol... Op, I've done something similar don't worry ><

Chad_the_Brony | 0

#3605374 - Saturday 19 November 2011 12:31

Please don't EVER do a situtuation comment ever again. They are NOT funny and fucking annoying.

By IKickPuppiesHard | 16

#3605353 - Saturday 19 November 2011 12:22

Rage quit racing again now that you've won. Now that your a winner i suggest you go off and grab a hot girl of your choosing and have her feed you grapes.....or weightloss pills. Which ever you prefer.