It's only cheating if you get caught... wait.

The entire time OP was running "We are the Champions" was playing in his head.

In slow motion?

Chariots of Fire theme.

"Now come back to [the finish line] so we can show you how much you won. Come back."

What was your cue that the race had even started?

Your not trying if your not cheating

Uuummm.... I was just warming up;)

But they were looking at the clock, doesn't matter still won. But I cried the whole time, doesn't matter still won.

That's not nice :(

Rude.

16, your bf has a bad taste in video games

You have to admit that it is funny!

I'm going to hell now for laughing at this

Let me guess. The people who said this comment are also "chubby".

i pictured it too!! i laughed a little hehe

Funny yet mentally scaring at the same time

Haha yeah him running and being like hell yeah and then turning around being like...oh shit

Don't sweat it?

Boom tish.

I did that once too. The impact made me ricochet off the door and onto the floor.

Wouldn't that be called a facedoor rather than facepalm?

Cheer up OP, I bet it was a handicap race. Wait, that doesn't make it any better, does it.

Please don't EVER do a situtuation comment ever again. They are NOT funny and fucking annoying.

You're.

Your name is quite disturbing.

It's very messed up. Who kicks puppies?? It's more of a punting motion… LACES UP!

You're a dick.

Hahah I'm joking people I love animals I have the best cat in the world

57: Location: Hogwarts, USA? You're an idiot.

Or, he started before everyone else..... Ah, who the fuck am I kidding? That makes no sense at all.

Haha.