FML : Today, we finally got some signs of summer in Sweden and I went to hang out in the sun with some friends. I was wearing sunglasses so I only put sunscreen...

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Today, we finally got some signs of summer in Sweden and I went to hang out in the sun with some friends. I was wearing sunglasses so I only put sunscreen on my nose and forehead. I now have a dick-shaped area in my face where I didn't completely burn my face off. FML

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By Swedishsummer / Sunday 8 May 2016 21:54 / Sweden - Floda

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By Attacksloth | 33

#6601098 - Monday 9 May 2016 14:54

Use it next time you're trying to get into a club.

"Where's your ID?"

*points at forehead "Don't worry, I'm already a member."

By trucker2 | 33

#6601092 - Monday 9 May 2016 14:46

Got you a little Peter out there and in the sun..... Hmmm

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By anthonydpalm | 18

#6601089 - Monday 9 May 2016 14:39

Wow what a.........dick-head
I'll show myself out

By junjunbun | 28

#6601090 - Monday 9 May 2016 14:42

Lol, I'd like to see that, especially considering I know how bad the heat is here.

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NightKat | 25

#6601617 - Tuesday 10 May 2016 1:40

Id kill for a nice breezy summer like that! Texas gets to be 90F(32C)-120F (48C) from April to October

By trucker2 | 33

#6601092 - Monday 9 May 2016 14:46

Got you a little Peter out there and in the sun..... Hmmm

By Attacksloth | 33

#6601098 - Monday 9 May 2016 14:54

Use it next time you're trying to get into a club.

"Where's your ID?"

*points at forehead "Don't worry, I'm already a member."

By Cathrin | 26

#6601099 - Monday 9 May 2016 14:54

YDI. Sunglasses don't cover your cheeks.

By RabbitOfAurora | 28

#6601100 - Monday 9 May 2016 14:55

Might want to check the experation date on your sunscreen mate. Or remember to reapply often..

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hellobobismyname | 24

#6601343 - Monday 9 May 2016 20:08

Why? The sunscreen obviously worked.

By Phantomsnake | 10

#6601102 - Monday 9 May 2016 14:58

You're going to be more respected now with a dick on your face.

By ssnow_fml | 20

#6601124 - Monday 9 May 2016 15:30

Gotta love tan lines... especially unintentional ones

By Yarecho | 14

#6601135 - Monday 9 May 2016 15:39

Say hi to pewdiepie for me!

By Lukie111 | 10

#6601149 - Monday 9 May 2016 15:54

Hahaha den e fett seg

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