By Anonymous - Denmark
  Today, was the first time my boyfriend slept over. He was hard, so I woke him up by whispering in his ear, "If you could get me to do anything right now, what would it be?" His response, "Can you get me a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream?" He was hard, for ice cream. FML
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  renegade365  |  0

Are you kidding dude? Morning wood sex is the best sex. It only goes away quick if your girlfriend isn't worth the early morning effort it takes whipe it off before you have your coffee lmao.

  LoosechangeX  |  0

Ya seriously Did you get the man his damn Ice Cream. First you wake him up and then you ask him if he wants anything then hes says Ice Cream you better go get it. Then you can get some.