By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 10:57 - Denmark

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Today, was the first time my boyfriend slept over. He was hard, so I woke him up by whispering in his ear, "If you could get me to do anything right now, what would it be?" His response, "Can you get me a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream?" He was hard, for ice cream. FML
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That's just daft, happens to guys whether they are in the mood or not when they wake up. Stop being so whiny

uh... it's called morning wood and it doesn't work for sex. Sorry.

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That's just daft, happens to guys whether they are in the mood or not when they wake up. Stop being so whiny

Some call it 'morning wood'.

it happens every 90 min when you sleep, out something like that

uh... it's called morning wood and it doesn't work for sex. Sorry.

Are you kidding dude? Morning wood sex is the best sex. It only goes away quick if your girlfriend isn't worth the early morning effort it takes whipe it off before you have your coffee lmao.

Payback for all the times girls shoot guys down. Bwahahaha

Nobody said OP was a girl. OP could easily have been a dude.

whatever it takes....

Ya seriously Did you get the man his damn Ice Cream. First you wake him up and then you ask him if he wants anything then hes says Ice Cream you better go get it. Then you can get some.

morning wood usually means you have to pee more than anything. but of course, you couldn't know that, not having a penis and all.

op could also be a guy...

ice cream > sex lol #5

Stop complaining, it's morning wood. You should be lucky you aren't dating a pig. My buddies are all about that stuff and it's annoying really.

Mint chocolate chip ice cream: 1 You: 0

lol #8 XD I guess I would be kinda pissed if I was in your situation. But come on, is it really that bad? Loool

I can't blame him, I'd prefer ice cream over sex after being woken up =D