By PickYourselfUp - 06/10/2014 03:17 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start losing weight. I went outside for my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML
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doumtabarnack 12
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Get yourself together OP

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nana_star 27
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It just wasn't meant to be. Have some pizza and celebrate

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doumtabarnack 12
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Get yourself together OP

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PipingMouse 14
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Give OP a medal!.....No?....Okay....Give OP an ice pack!

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Kyle1dc 17
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I would say give op a cookie for trying but that seems a bit counterproductive.

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TheNoobySpartan 13
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At least you're trying OP! Don't give up!

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simsimbeep 13
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Its ok you actually tried, and next time you will go further.

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nana_star 27
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It just wasn't meant to be. Have some pizza and celebrate

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YesImALoser 3
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darwinism 30
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#5, your name says it all.

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peacheso 31
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Besides OP never said he/she was fat. Don't be that person.

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awesomeamandas 37
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gravity affects everyone, not just the heavier set people. besides, OP never said they were 'fat' for all you know they could be 20 pounds over weight.

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sicksadworld1317 30
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A normal weight paired with a bad body image is more common than you think.

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junkman6 22
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Hey I'm a fat people and I agree that gravity is my worst enemy. It's really hard on the knees!!

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diehardsensfan 2
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You do realize that gravity is constant, regardless of weight, right?

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TheSwegMaster69 11
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Also #56, you said you were a fat people, how many exactly?

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junkman6 22
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Yes gravity is constant and if you're fat it puts a much heavier load on you. Trust me this shit is scientifical. Oh and I'm usually considered 2 people rolled into 1. 260lbs at 6ft and I can still run a 4.8 40 and play 7s rugby without too much trouble. Just live by the phrase "ice up son."

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Welshite 39
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Baby steps, OP.

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PipingMouse 14
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You got this, OP! Dust yourself off and go for it. Also, you should probably pace yourself as ten minutes into the run your circulation will make your thighs feel like they are burning/itching.

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KittyLahv 27
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I don't think you were supposed to take "hit the ground running" literally...

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rayman173 2
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you ma'am have my vote for the top comment

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mikepzz 27
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Well they really didn't even get running, sorta just hit the ground lol

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LoverWordsFood 27
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op, at least you made the effort to get up and get outside. A lot of people can't make it that far sometimes. The first step in a journey to change oneself is usually the hardest. Congrats on making that step. Just remember to take it slow if you haven't worked out in a long time. You could injury yourself...oh wait...nevermind

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False_Stupidity 41
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In OP's case the first step was the porch step, and she missed that one.

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gurbism 16
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A for effort, OP

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shortnsweet00 14
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Aww its ok op just pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and go for your goal. Good luck op!

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