FML : Today, was my first meeting with business partners as I am new to the team. Instead of saying that I was looking forward to "stretching my legs" or "spreading...

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Today, was my first meeting with business partners as I am new to the team. Instead of saying that I was looking forward to "stretching my legs" or "spreading my wings", I told them I was anxious to start "spreading my legs". FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 6 May 2009 06:04 / United States

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By Blanadestroyer | 0

#173747 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:19

The word of the day is "legs". Let's go spread it!

By effyourlizzife | 0

#173727 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:07

HAHAHAHA that's beautiful

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By lolajelly | 0

#173725 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:05

LOL nice

michael32123 | 0

#985054 - Monday 26 April 2010 07:27

in soviet Russia, leg spreads you

JuliaM1000 | 10

#1185992 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 06:10

WIN!!! :D ..I think..

By effyourlizzife | 0

#173727 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:07

HAHAHAHA that's beautiful

By stiles_fml | 0

#173729 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:08

how old are they?

By LilKonvicted | 0

#173738 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:12

hah! xD

By Blanadestroyer | 0

#173747 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:19

The word of the day is "legs". Let's go spread it!

By KenMcGormick | 0

#173748 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:19

are u a lady... if u are... ur business partners will think u are open-minded ^^... if not... u will be fired the next day

By Jimboom | 11

#173750 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:20

Nice. I wouldn't mind being in the team thats "under you". ;-)

By crownme | 0

#173755 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:23

Lol your partners will only think your a slut. . .no biggie

By soscrewed12 | 0

#173765 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:30

FML #243465 You'd better hope one of them was this guy.

By lolffsfml | 0

#173766 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:30

lol that is so unfortunate, but also absolutly hilarious.

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