By Lukev7 - Australia
Today, was my first day at Military School. When our commander walked into the sleeping quarters, instructing us all to get up and stand at the foot of our beds. I had morning wood. To which the commander wasted no time in adressing in front of the rest of the room. FML
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  DameGreyWulf  |  0

#1, exactly.
MASH is not an accurate prediction of military life, OP, great show that it is.

Though it's still funny, and really even if you were berated it's okay since y'know most guys have morning wood at some point.

  OP_here  |  0

haha if he had the guts to say that I'm pretty sure he'd be promoted instantly XD

also, to the OP: excuse my military ignorance, but how would he "address" it? Do you mean that he acknowledged it, announced it, or actually tried to 'address' it IE rectify it somehow o.O

By  LegndNikko  |  0

Dude, it's the Military. Get used to it. If you go all whiney just because he mentioned that you had morninng wood to the whole room, then you're not cut for the military. You obviously don't know how Military camp works.

By  glassisass  |  0

ha thats kinda funny. but still. military IS hard and tough. you got to get used to it. they dont do this kinda stuff for the fun of it. well i guess some do but still. they try to train you.

  GR3453m0nk3y  |  4

well any kind of military training is at least 75% mental
they just mess with you the entire time
at least in the Marines they do
idk about the army, navy, or air force

By  will90  |  5

"To which the commander waisted no time in adressing in front of the rest of the room."


But anyway, I personally wouldn't really find this embarrassing at all (unless everyone was laughing at your unusually small dick?). It's the military, you're going to get yelled at for something. Even when you go through basic with all your shit together you'll still get woken up some night at 2 AM and have your shit poured out and searched while you get chewed out. It's all mind games that prepare you to be mentally and physically tough.

By  Topsy_fml  |  0

He doesn't WANT to be in the Military. Well, I actually don't know if he does or not, but I'm assuming he doesn't. It's Military SCHOOL. Y'know, the kind that parents send their kids to, because they don't want to deal with them? Sexually exploiting a teenage boy like that is never cool.