By Baboosh - 28/09/2009 04:11 - Canada
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He's the idiot. Spelling doesn't define if you're smart or not. A bouncer has every right to use violence to keep troublemakers under control as long as it's not uncalled for, in this case, he simply held the guy on the floor which is ok... If he was the owner why the fuck didnt he say/prove so?
He is the bouncer, he is obligated to use force when drunk people are getting rowdy, he isn't going to hand them flowers and dance in circles around them. How productive would that be? Yeah. A bouncer isn't a push over. He didn't use violence until the "drunk" started to shove his way in. It was Op's fault for not meeting the staff but no one informed him this was the owner, nor did the owner provide paperwork or documentation to prove anything. He merely showed up drunk. He should be glad his worker isn't just letting in anyone who claims to be an important asshole. While unfortunate, the Op was doing his job. Which includes dominance, not violence.
To add to the person above me, the owner should also not show up drunk. There's no problem with him getting drunk at his home or another bar, but getting drunk/showing up drunk at ones own place of employment is not usually the best idea, since it doesn't give very good impressions.
And I am sure there have been drunk guys claiming to have fucked the moon let alone be the owners of an establishment. Op: Sir you need to leave. Drunk: No man I swear, I will fuck you up! I own this place, see I threw up on it. Do I have to fucking pee on it to make my point. Op: Sir I do not want to have to resort to violence Drunk: Fuck you--no no sex for you. But I will fuck your wife. BAM Other Bouncer: That was Mr. Dick the owner. Op: Maybe he won't remember?
Should have just told him to show you his tits. That's what REAL bouncers do...
Nah, that's not an accurate use of "repetitive". So just no. Aaaanywayy. Of course. I never said I sat down and thought long and hard on the most brilliant response that would just make everyone cum in their pants as they faint. I also make the "what other bodily fluids do you like getting sprayed on your face?" pun and stuff like that. I'm not trying to wow anyone, just make a pun.