Today, two of my cousins sat me down and said they wanted to give me an early Birthday present. With straight faces, they look at me and say: "we signed you up for eHarmony, and paid for 12 months." Not only do my cousins think I need help finding a boyfriend, but they think it take a year. FML
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rissyboo4
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um, wow
that's really unfortunate?
on the bright side maybe you'll finally find your special someone =)
first :D
that's really unfortunate?
on the bright side maybe you'll finally find your special someone =)
first :D
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a201
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Will it?
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ohhhhshizzz
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Oh dude, what a bitch.
Well you should sign THEM up for some porn site.
Well you should sign THEM up for some porn site.
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shrimp1234
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I would want that.
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jettangeles
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There's nothing wrong with that.
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PeePeeVagina
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should smack them.
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grocky
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Good luck, loner!
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Victoria2103
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They were just trying to be nice. And better pay for too much time than not enough, right? ;)
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tdutch712
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happy birthday!
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smiles1234456
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aw that's sad :(
they were probably just trying to be nice though :)
did they get you anything else i hope?
they were probably just trying to be nice though :)
did they get you anything else i hope?
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BaldOuting
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at least they remembered your birthday.
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AMelodyofJuly
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Ouch.
that's really unfortunate?
on the bright side maybe you'll finally find your special someone =)
first :D
Well you should sign THEM up for some porn site.