FML : Today, two of my cousins sat me down and said they wanted to give me an early Birthday present. With straight faces, they look at me and say: "we signed...

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Today, two of my cousins sat me down and said they wanted to give me an early Birthday present. With straight faces, they look at me and say: "we signed you up for eHarmony, and paid for 12 months." Not only do my cousins think I need help finding a boyfriend, but they think it take a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By imnotTHATlonely - / Monday 18 May 2009 20:43 / United States

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By rissyboo4 | 0

#210241 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:53

um, wow
that's really unfortunate?
on the bright side maybe you'll finally find your special someone =)

first :D

By ohhhhshizzz | 0

#210246 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:53

Oh dude, what a bitch.
Well you should sign THEM up for some porn site.

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By rissyboo4 | 0

#210241 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:53

um, wow
that's really unfortunate?
on the bright side maybe you'll finally find your special someone =)

first :D

By a201 | 0

#210242 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:53

Will it?

By ohhhhshizzz | 0

#210246 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:53

Oh dude, what a bitch.
Well you should sign THEM up for some porn site.

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shrimp1234 | 4

#4891489 - Monday 3 September 2012 14:57

I would want that.

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jettangeles | 6

#5644546 - Monday 26 August 2013 16:36

There's nothing wrong with that.

By PeePeeVagina | 0

#210250 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:54

should smack them.

By grocky | 0

#210251 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:54

Good luck, loner!

By Victoria2103 | 0

#210254 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:55

They were just trying to be nice. And better pay for too much time than not enough, right? ;)

By tdutch712 | 0

#210259 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:55

happy birthday!

By smiles1234456 | 0

#210263 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:56

aw that's sad :(
they were probably just trying to be nice though :)
did they get you anything else i hope?

By BaldOuting | 0

#210264 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:56

at least they remembered your birthday.

By AMelodyofJuly | 0

#210268 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:57

Ouch.

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