By imnotTHATlonely - 18/05/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, two of my cousins sat me down and said they wanted to give me an early Birthday present. With straight faces, they look at me and say: "we signed you up for eHarmony, and paid for 12 months." Not only do my cousins think I need help finding a boyfriend, but they think it take a year. FML
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Oh dude, what a bitch. Well you should sign THEM up for some porn site.

um, wow that's really unfortunate? on the bright side maybe you'll finally find your special someone =) first :D

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um, wow that's really unfortunate? on the bright side maybe you'll finally find your special someone =) first :D

Oh dude, what a bitch. Well you should sign THEM up for some porn site.

I would want that.

There's nothing wrong with that.

should smack them.

Good luck, loner!

They were just trying to be nice. And better pay for too much time than not enough, right? ;)

aw that's sad :( they were probably just trying to be nice though :) did they get you anything else i hope?

at least they remembered your birthday.