Today, trying to make my 6 year old daughter to laugh, I drew a picture of a butt, a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later, when she was talking with my extremely judgmental mother-in-law, I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML
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lizwriteslove
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Good job.
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nike1
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oh yes!
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ammali
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LOL, that's awesome.
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wtfCorby
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HAHA phenomenal timing.
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BillyClint
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You silly ass.
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imgangstayo420
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Hahaha, that's funnyNice job teaching her that...maybe she'll draw one in school now?
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Sessee
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Well, when I was a kid, my mom told me that lowercase M's are basically upside-down butts.
Of course, I shared that with my entire kindergarten class.
Of course, I shared that with my entire kindergarten class.
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myurlbriii
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Or you could just draw a "w"...
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Amanyyyyyy
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Let's see... Upside down m... or w... Which one looks more like a butt to you? If you say the w you must have a weirdly shaped one...
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poncho55
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My hand written "w" looks curvy, not pointed. So, yes, it does look like a bodacious bottom. More so than an "m". :)
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mherlihy0816
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Good life lesson. Kids absorb everything! Never say anything in front of your kids that you don't want repeated.
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Sportyshorty23
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Nice. Maybe you could teach her that with a vagina queefing. Haha
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YerPal
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Kids tell adults everything. A 6 year old student of mine told me that his mother never went to college and that she buys bras that cost $90 for a pack of two. Another student of my friend mentioned that his mother doesn't wear clothes in the morning.
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derailed
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Not sure why this is so devastating. YDI if you care what you "extremely judgmental mother-in-law" thinks. And what's wrong with drawing butts? Sir-mix-a-lot would be proud.
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ksv101
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win
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rofdoc
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Only if they were big! :P
Of course, I shared that with my entire kindergarten class.