FML : Today, trying to make my 6 year old daughter to laugh, I drew a picture of a butt, a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it...

Today, trying to make my 6 year old daughter to laugh, I drew a picture of a butt, a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later, when she was talking with my extremely judgmental mother-in-law, I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:12 / United States

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By Sessee | 4

#154308 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:09

Well, when I was a kid, my mom told me that lowercase M's are basically upside-down butts.

Of course, I shared that with my entire kindergarten class.

By lizwriteslove | 0

#154282 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:02

Good job.

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By lizwriteslove | 0

#154282 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:02

Good job.

nike1 | 0

#320392 - Friday 19 June 2009 14:39

oh yes!

By ammali | 0

#154292 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:04

LOL, that's awesome.

By wtfCorby | 0

#154294 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:05

HAHA phenomenal timing.

By BillyClint | 0

#154299 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:07

You silly ass.

By imgangstayo420 | 0

#154303 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:08

Hahaha, that's funnyNice job teaching her that...maybe she'll draw one in school now?

By Sessee | 4

#154308 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:09

Well, when I was a kid, my mom told me that lowercase M's are basically upside-down butts.

Of course, I shared that with my entire kindergarten class.

myurlbriii | 9

#5792876 - Sunday 15 December 2013 11:17

Or you could just draw a "w"...

Amanyyyyyy | 29

#5925621 - Friday 25 April 2014 14:59

Let's see... Upside down m... or w... Which one looks more like a butt to you? If you say the w you must have a weirdly shaped one...

poncho55 | 40

#5943062 - Tuesday 13 May 2014 2:45

My hand written "w" looks curvy, not pointed. So, yes, it does look like a bodacious bottom. More so than an "m". :)

By mherlihy0816 | 1

#154321 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:10

Good life lesson. Kids absorb everything! Never say anything in front of your kids that you don't want repeated.

By Sportyshorty23 | 0

#154333 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:13

Nice. Maybe you could teach her that with a vagina queefing. Haha

By YerPal | 0

#154334 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:13

Kids tell adults everything. A 6 year old student of mine told me that his mother never went to college and that she buys bras that cost $90 for a pack of two. Another student of my friend mentioned that his mother doesn't wear clothes in the morning.

By derailed | 0

#154338 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:15

Not sure why this is so devastating. YDI if you care what you "extremely judgmental mother-in-law" thinks. And what's wrong with drawing butts? Sir-mix-a-lot would be proud.