Today, my dad knocked me down the steps while chasing my brother around the house shouting, "Get back here you pervert!" at the top of his lungs. I have a concussion and a vertebrae fracture because my dad is a religious nutjob and he caught my 22-year-old brother having premarital sex. FML
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openawhole00
| 6
I'm sure he was confused after walking in on your brother giving his husband head. that could be quite the shock
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thatslifeiguess7
| 15
where's your mom in all this
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RoseCrystal
| 17
I hope you called the police.
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real life problems
| 26
What? lol
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thatslifeiguess7
| 15
where's your mom in all this
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Emma Marshall
| 19
Probably also a religious nutjob
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boopingsnoot
| 23
I’m guessing dad divorced her for suggesting birth control
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DanielleinDC
| 32
Religious nutjobs tend to be against divorce as well.
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moonlight77
| 28
I feel bad for bursting in laughter picturing this (not so much you falling) but your dad chasing your brother.
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openawhole00
| 6
I'm sure he was confused after walking in on your brother giving his husband head. that could be quite the shock
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ViviMage
| 38
Your father will pay for the medical bills since he basically assaulted you.
And if he doesn't, sue him for damages.
Then he'll see premarital sex is the least of his worries and maybe be less nuts about enforcing his religious beliefs.
Do you honestly think religion will keep a
And if he doesn't, sue him for damages.
Then he'll see premarital sex is the least of his worries and maybe be less nuts about enforcing his religious beliefs.
Do you honestly think religion will keep a
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tounces7
| 26
Is your Dad Homer Simpson by chance?
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Nhayaa
| 16
I don't know if I feel sorry about you ended into the hospital or you having such a dad... but yep, big FML.
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Davros
| 12
Dear lord, I thank thee for the blow job I am about to receive.
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
Am I the only one wondering what your father do to your brother once he's been caught.
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TergesteCity
| 11
Hope you can get out of there soon.