FML : Today, my dad knocked me down the steps while chasing my brother around the house shouting, "Get back here you pervert!" at the top of his lungs. I have...

Today, my dad knocked me down the steps while chasing my brother around the house shouting, "Get back here you pervert!" at the top of his lungs. I have a concussion and a vertebrae fracture because my dad is a religious nutjob and he caught my 22-year-old brother having premarital sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By call me humpty - / Saturday 30 June 2018 20:30 /

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By openawhole00 | 6

#7655458 - Saturday 30 June 2018 22:40

I'm sure he was confused after walking in on your brother giving his husband head. that could be quite the shock

By thatslifeiguess7 | 15

#7655443 - Saturday 30 June 2018 21:34

where's your mom in all this

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By RoseCrystal | 17

#7655440 - Saturday 30 June 2018 21:26

I hope you called the police.

real life problems | 26

#7655462 - Saturday 30 June 2018 23:13

What? lol

By thatslifeiguess7 | 15

#7655443 - Saturday 30 June 2018 21:34

where's your mom in all this

Emma Marshall | 19

#7655465 - Saturday 30 June 2018 23:23

Probably also a religious nutjob

boopingsnoot | 23

#7655512 - Sunday 1 July 2018 2:11

I’m guessing dad divorced her for suggesting birth control

DanielleinDC | 31

#7655529 - Sunday 1 July 2018 4:39

Religious nutjobs tend to be against divorce as well.

By moonlight77 | 28

#7655449 - Saturday 30 June 2018 21:53

I feel bad for bursting in laughter picturing this (not so much you falling) but your dad chasing your brother.

By openawhole00 | 6

#7655458 - Saturday 30 June 2018 22:40

I'm sure he was confused after walking in on your brother giving his husband head. that could be quite the shock

By ViviMage | 38

#7655475 - Saturday 30 June 2018 23:48

Your father will pay for the medical bills since he basically assaulted you.

And if he doesn't, sue him for damages.

Then he'll see premarital sex is the least of his worries and maybe be less nuts about enforcing his religious beliefs.

Do you honestly think religion will keep a