By call me humpty
Today, my dad knocked me down the steps while chasing my brother around the house shouting, "Get back here you pervert!" at the top of his lungs. I have a concussion and a vertebrae fracture because my dad is a religious nutjob and he caught my 22-year-old brother having premarital sex. FML
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By  ViviMage  |  38

Your father will pay for the medical bills since he basically assaulted you.

And if he doesn't, sue him for damages.

Then he'll see premarital sex is the least of his worries and maybe be less nuts about enforcing his religious beliefs.

Do you honestly think religion will keep a