By Birdman - 23/6/2018 15:00
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
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By  Spiritbird  |  17

While this IS disgusting, one should also not ignore the fact that you can't expect a HALF ASLEEP little kid at midnight to be all sensible in such situation. He isnt even familiar abt his way to the bathroom from your room, so he took a shot in the dark and it landed on you. Sorry OP, FYL.

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By  Spiritbird  |  17

While this IS disgusting, one should also not ignore the fact that you can't expect a HALF ASLEEP little kid at midnight to be all sensible in such situation. He isnt even familiar abt his way to the bathroom from your room, so he took a shot in the dark and it landed on you. Sorry OP, FYL.

By  Lalala579121  |  27

The way you say "our" in the FML with no subjects besides you and your son implies that the bed is shared by you and your son. So is this just a nightly occurrence?