By Loser - 29/6/2018 13:30 - United States - Winona
Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal nightcrawler and they had to take me to the ER. I'll forever be known as "salmon dick". FML
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By  John Nemeth  |  14

This would make an amazing tinder bio.

Hey there names Blake,
People told me it’s impossible to catch a fish with your penis.

Well I can proudly say I have proved them wrong. And yes I still have my penis.

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By  John Nemeth  |  14

This would make an amazing tinder bio.

Hey there names Blake,
People told me it’s impossible to catch a fish with your penis.

Well I can proudly say I have proved them wrong. And yes I still have my penis.