Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal nightcrawler and they had to take me to the ER. I'll forever be known as "salmon dick". FML
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Leeono
| 26
It’s not the size of the worm but how you wiggle it.
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Boyufd
| 19
it's not that bad. at least when someone says salmon dick, she know it's you
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chris_lillo
| 12
Well now you at least you know you stand out compared to other guys 😬
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John Nemeth
| 14
This would make an amazing tinder bio.
Hey there names Blake,
People told me it’s impossible to catch a fish with your penis.
Well I can proudly say I have proved them wrong. And yes I still have my penis.
Hey there names Blake,
People told me it’s impossible to catch a fish with your penis.
Well I can proudly say I have proved them wrong. And yes I still have my penis.
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Davros
| 12
Hey she will never forget you. Hopefully it was a big fish.
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MarkArren
| 11
Look on the bright side, you got a little action.
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dexter420
| 21
Cheer up. They will all want to see it and make it better.
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VisioningGoblin
| 4
You should have said, "Hey look girls, I caught dinner."
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Lalala579121
| 27
Better than shrimp dick.
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Glowworm56
| 25
At least a bear didn't go after the salmon next--that would be a hell of a crazy food chain story.
Hey there names Blake,
People told me it’s impossible to catch a fish with your penis.
Well I can proudly say I have proved them wrong. And yes I still have my penis.