By Loser - 29/06/2018 13:30 - United States - Winona

Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal nightcrawler and they had to take me to the ER. I'll forever be known as "salmon dick". FML
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It’s not the size of the worm but how you wiggle it.

This would make an amazing tinder bio. Hey there names Blake, People told me it’s impossible to catch a fish with your penis. Well I can proudly say I have proved them wrong. And yes I still have my penis.

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It’s not the size of the worm but how you wiggle it.

Boyufd 24

it's not that bad. at least when someone says salmon dick, she know it's you

chris_lillo 15

Well now you at least you know you stand out compared to other guys 😬

This would make an amazing tinder bio. Hey there names Blake, People told me it’s impossible to catch a fish with your penis. Well I can proudly say I have proved them wrong. And yes I still have my penis.

Hey she will never forget you. Hopefully it was a big fish.

MarkArren 11

Look on the bright side, you got a little action.

Cheer up. They will all want to see it and make it better.

VisioningGoblin 4

You should have said, "Hey look girls, I caught dinner."

Better than shrimp dick.

At least a bear didn't go after the salmon next--that would be a hell of a crazy food chain story.