It’s not the size of the worm but how you wiggle it.

it's not that bad. at least when someone says salmon dick, she know it's you

Well now you at least you know you stand out compared to other guys 😬

This would make an amazing tinder bio. Hey there names Blake, People told me it’s impossible to catch a fish with your penis. Well I can proudly say I have proved them wrong. And yes I still have my penis.

Hey she will never forget you. Hopefully it was a big fish.

Look on the bright side, you got a little action.

Cheer up. They will all want to see it and make it better.

You should have said, "Hey look girls, I caught dinner."

Better than shrimp dick.

At least a bear didn't go after the salmon next--that would be a hell of a crazy food chain story.