FML : Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal...

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Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal nightcrawler and they had to take me to the ER. I'll forever be known as "salmon dick". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Loser - / Friday 29 June 2018 13:30 / United States - Winona

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By Leeono | 26

#7648372 - Friday 15 June 2018 11:03

It’s not the size of the worm but how you wiggle it.

By John Nemeth | 13

#7655079 - Friday 29 June 2018 22:06

This would make an amazing tinder bio.

Hey there names Blake,
People told me it’s impossible to catch a fish with your penis.

Well I can proudly say I have proved them wrong. And yes I still have my penis.

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By Leeono | 26

#7648372 - Friday 15 June 2018 11:03

It’s not the size of the worm but how you wiggle it.

By Boyufd | 18

#7655050 - Friday 29 June 2018 20:51

it's not that bad. at least when someone says salmon dick, she know it's you

By chris_lillo | 11

#7655059 - Friday 29 June 2018 21:05

Well now you at least you know you stand out compared to other guys 😬

By John Nemeth | 13

#7655079 - Friday 29 June 2018 22:06

This would make an amazing tinder bio.

Hey there names Blake,
People told me it’s impossible to catch a fish with your penis.

Well I can proudly say I have proved them wrong. And yes I still have my penis.

By Davros | 12

#7655090 - Friday 29 June 2018 22:40

Hey she will never forget you. Hopefully it was a big fish.

By MarkArren | 11

#7655105 - Friday 29 June 2018 23:22

Look on the bright side, you got a little action.

By dexter420 | 21

#7655106 - Friday 29 June 2018 23:24

Cheer up. They will all want to see it and make it better.

By VisioningGoblin | 4

#7655112 - Friday 29 June 2018 23:37

You should have said, "Hey look girls, I caught dinner."

By Lalala579121 | 27

#7655123 - Saturday 30 June 2018 0:21

Better than shrimp dick.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7655126 - Saturday 30 June 2018 0:48

At least a bear didn't go after the salmon next--that would be a hell of a crazy food chain story.

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