FML : Today, my husband popped out to the hotel gym while I jumped in the shower. After a while I heard a knock on the door. Thinking it was him, I cheekily...

Today, my husband popped out to the hotel gym while I jumped in the shower. After a while I heard a knock on the door. Thinking it was him, I cheekily opened the door in my naked glory to be greeted by the maid. I didn’t know do-not-disturb signs aren’t double sided. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Fifi - / Monday 16 April 2018 05:00 /

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By bigdaddyeric | 30

#7623407 - Monday 16 April 2018 6:08

They are Double Sided, one side says “Do Not Disturb” and the other side says “Housekeeping Needed” in the hotels I usually stay at, I think we can guess which side you had facing out, LOL

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7623445 - Monday 16 April 2018 10:05

Wouldn't your husband have the key card to to come back in without knocking? Wouldn't make sense to assume its your husband.

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By LadyRen | 18

#7623402 - Monday 16 April 2018 5:26

She didn’t say “housekeeping”? I thought they were supposed to.

confused_wandere | 26

#7623598 - Monday 16 April 2018 16:25

This is real life, not Harry Potter.

smaldridge | 12

#7624162 - Wednesday 18 April 2018 0:24

at the hotel I worked at after knocking you announced who you were. ie front desk, housekeeping, guest services.

By bigdaddyeric | 30

#7623407 - Monday 16 April 2018 6:08

They are Double Sided, one side says “Do Not Disturb” and the other side says “Housekeeping Needed” in the hotels I usually stay at, I think we can guess which side you had facing out, LOL

By ChakatBlackstar | 29

#7623410 - Monday 16 April 2018 6:15

I think I've seen that movie before...that very dirty movie.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7623414 - Monday 16 April 2018 7:03

Maybe the maid had something else double-sided in her cleaning cart ;) if you know what I mean ;) ;)

ARISKomuniszt | 24

#7624179 - Wednesday 18 April 2018 0:48

;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) Oh, by the way I don't understand your innuendo, I just have a muscle spasm...

By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7623416 - Monday 16 April 2018 7:21

I think this is more of an embarrassing moment, not an FML lol

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7623445 - Monday 16 April 2018 10:05

Wouldn't your husband have the key card to to come back in without knocking? Wouldn't make sense to assume its your husband.

ChakatBlackstar | 29

#7623694 - Monday 16 April 2018 20:57

He could've forgotten the key. I've done that more than a few times when taking a short trip through a hotel to the gym or gift shop or most often the pool. And if someone's still in the room it's easier to knock than walk all the way to the front desk.