By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
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So, did they accidentally leave their profile visible on a computer you were using, or does swinging run in the family?

How exactly did you find that out? You went on a swingers website? Or simply just browsing for porn?

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So, did they accidentally leave their profile visible on a computer you were using, or does swinging run in the family?

It’s good to know you can still have fun after having children

They pronounced them “hole-a-days,” and you don’t want to know why!

Can you imagine how many 'branches' she must be swinging on everyday being an extremely active swinger? PS- Sorry op fyl

Can you imagine how many 'branches' she must be swinging on everyday being an extremely active swinger? PS- Sorry op fyl

How exactly did you find that out? You went on a swingers website? Or simply just browsing for porn?

What were you Googling to find that? :)

*heavy raspy breathing* leia i am not your father

I'd love to know how you found that out. That said, as long as you don't run into them at a party (that would be an FML for the ages), what do you care what they do with other consenting adults?

Lol so hard. Man that would be freaking hysterical.

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