FML : Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is...

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Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By geoduck / Thursday 10 February 2011 05:31 / United States

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By Naitras | 15

#2066207 - Thursday 10 February 2011 12:04

should have let them fight. it would have been entertaining

By IMveryHUNGRY | 3

#2066238 - Thursday 10 February 2011 12:12

Ice cream sandwich is better! Anyone have a problem with that?!

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By vgman88 | 4

#2066202 - Thursday 10 February 2011 12:03

first

By afdude87 | 6

#2066203 - Thursday 10 February 2011 12:03

hmm I'm in an orange mood tonight.

marmlr339 | 14

#2066426 - Thursday 10 February 2011 13:31

only in america!!!

brainsoverbeauty | 21

#2066509 - Thursday 10 February 2011 14:06

This argument was completely ridiculous. Everyone knows ice cream sandwiches are better :)

hellogoodbye1996 | 6

#2066660 - Thursday 10 February 2011 15:17

orange creamsicle for me

nowIshallrise | 0

#2066668 - Thursday 10 February 2011 15:19

This is ridiculous. Go ice-cream sandwiches!

BloodyHeel | 8

#2066690 - Thursday 10 February 2011 15:39

Good grief, ice-cream sandwiches are simply heavenly.

therealdavid | 0

#2066754 - Thursday 10 February 2011 16:09

Orange creamsicle!!!!! mmmmm. like an orgasm in your mouth.

cstrat | 0

#2066798 - Thursday 10 February 2011 16:26

I wish the ice cream sandwich guy had just knocked out the orange creamsicle idiot.

dakota154 | 0

#2067448 - Thursday 10 February 2011 21:05

37 shut your dirty little Aussie mouth.

bioboy725 | 10

#2067650 - Thursday 10 February 2011 22:49

Eff all of you and your ice-cream sandwiches, orange cream-cicle FTW!

littlejord007 | 0

#2068203 - Friday 11 February 2011 1:48

agree with 75, shut your mouth

YOUNGMONEY4E | 0

#2691372 - Thursday 16 June 2011 2:50

wow 37 u tried posting 26 fmls and not one got excepted. epic fail buddy.

Enzo158 | 0

#3347924 - Monday 26 September 2011 5:37

Dude ice cream sandwiches are orgasmic lol

By Naitras | 15

#2066207 - Thursday 10 February 2011 12:04

should have let them fight. it would have been entertaining

redday720 | 0

#2067147 - Thursday 10 February 2011 18:36

agreed

noobgang7 | 5

#2068990 - Friday 11 February 2011 4:45

Yep!

1. Make popcorn
2. Find a nice chair
3. Watch the children fight

By babyyninjas | 1

#2066223 - Thursday 10 February 2011 12:08

rookie mistake

By tatang93 | 0

#2066225 - Thursday 10 February 2011 12:08

how does crap fml like these gets approved?

dre_bro11 | 12

#2066297 - Thursday 10 February 2011 12:31

And because the wording of the FML makes it quite funny. It all depends on who's writing it, cause someone like you probably would have fucked it up in how it was written.

Rise_Up_fml | 3

#2066363 - Thursday 10 February 2011 12:58

But this FML is clearly bullshit, 2 people were fighting and the one person trying to break it up got in trouble??? No fuckin way this really happened.

dre_bro11 | 12

#2066396 - Thursday 10 February 2011 13:09

#25, if you're going to think like that, than probably 90% of these FMLs would be classified as 'fake'. You just have to deal with the fact that the FML made it through and stop fucking complaining.

By McMan | 23

#2066236 - Thursday 10 February 2011 12:12

Why were you even arguing about this!?
Obviously ice cream sandwichs are better... It would be funny to see a flame war start in the comments about this. :P

duckhunter009 | 0

#2066365 - Thursday 10 February 2011 12:58

hey mcman Ontario sucks

McMan | 23

#2066383 - Thursday 10 February 2011 13:05

Oh joy you're back for another round, can I block him somehow or do I have to pray to the mod Gods to ban him, I'll grovel if I have to. Fine, *AHEM* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

duckhunter009 | 0

#2066415 - Thursday 10 February 2011 13:26

come to Alberta so we can be friends :)

tedirvine | 2

#2066450 - Thursday 10 February 2011 13:41

I agree with duckhunter haha

ctguyfml | 4

#2240774 - Friday 25 March 2011 17:28

orange is way better

superswagbro | 7

#4493595 - Tuesday 29 May 2012 4:38

Ice cream sandwich. That's no contest.

By IMveryHUNGRY | 3

#2066238 - Thursday 10 February 2011 12:12

Ice cream sandwich is better! Anyone have a problem with that?!

TheRealStewie | 0

#2066288 - Thursday 10 February 2011 12:27

go fuck yourself orange is better!!! ;)

ppasd | 0

#2066343 - Thursday 10 February 2011 12:48

HELL NO #19 ICE CREAM SANDWHICH ALL THE WAY!!

MissFukMyLuck | 0

#2066409 - Thursday 10 February 2011 13:19

agreed. ice cream sandwiches ftw

Starfire22 | 5

#2066505 - Thursday 10 February 2011 14:04

Hells no, Orange creamsicle wins!

LifeSucksbtw | 0

#2066599 - Thursday 10 February 2011 14:41

ice cream samwich!!!! oh wait lactose intolerant :( creamcicle ftw bitches!!!!!! oh wait... nvm D:

Troll1 | 0

#2068793 - Friday 11 February 2011 3:59

my penis wins

banana_buddy | 6

#2069401 - Friday 11 February 2011 6:42

I must agree with 81, I've personally felt how win it is

By Jimboom | 11

#2066240 - Thursday 10 February 2011 12:13

YDI for trying to keep the peace. Don't you know the peacekeepers are always the ones to get screwed over!
Next time just let them have it out, then record it on your phone and upload it to Yootoob for our entertainment value. ;-)

nachobiznez | 0

#2066590 - Thursday 10 February 2011 14:37

ahh that's more like it. now I can comment. I think one of those dayum moderators screwed my account. @ topic u so deserved this. why do u care enough to get involved??

By Rdozer | 0

#2066249 - Thursday 10 February 2011 12:17

Depends on whether it was a Klondike or not!

ThexFroggyGirl | 21

#2080594 - Monday 14 February 2011 3:03

Oh yes, Klondikes are good :]
Either way, ice cream sandwich is most definitely better :D

By usarmywife | 19

#2066250 - Thursday 10 February 2011 12:17

this is why, when I'm at work, if irritant involve me, I stay out if it. if two idiots want to fight about ice cream, let them. you don't get in trouble, they do. and on a side note, who gets in a fistfight over what flavor tastes better?