Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML
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RichardPencil
| 28
On the plus side, you have three new ideas to masturbate to.
“Always look on the bright side of life..”
“Always look on the bright side of life..”
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bloopaloop
| 27
When life seems jolly rotten, there’s something you’ve forgotten! And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
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acmariner99
| 23
Its ok, there are lots of other people who are alone too. Not me though.
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EmDizzle2007
| 28
cause you wanted to make sure that you didn't help and solidified the idea that you're a twat.
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zuckerburg
| 21
So what you're saying is, that you have friends? More importantly, ones that are dating, that might have friends, who might also be single? mmmmmm YDI
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bluhbluhbluh
| 14
This societal obsession with being in a relationship and sexually active is honestly getting annoying. There are so many other things one can occupy themselves with you know.
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cazziuz1983
| 9
Whole it is true that there are many other things, to my knowledge none of them feel as good as getting laid
“Always look on the bright side of life..”