By Anonymous - 9/5/2019 02:00
  Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML
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By  bluhbluhbluh  |  14

This societal obsession with being in a relationship and sexually active is honestly getting annoying. There are so many other things one can occupy themselves with you know.