Today, this guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house...

By madelynn - 31/1/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, this guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I was warmly welcomed by my drunken mother laying naked on the floor. FML

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By Bob65803 | 0

#2028252 - Monday 31 January 2011 9:01

Good for you. They say most girls look like their mothers when they grow up... Gives you both a chance to see the future and him a chance to run or a reason to stay...

By tnlander | 20

#2028422 - Monday 31 January 2011 9:39

incest is best when your mother's undressed.

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By islandz | 0

#2028245 - Monday 31 January 2011 9:00

threesome?

forthepainx3 | 0

#2028257 - Monday 31 January 2011 9:03

lmao

Alpha35 | 4

#2028340 - Monday 31 January 2011 9:19

ur mom hot?

forthepainx3 | 0

#2028365 - Monday 31 January 2011 9:25

INCEST

DoubleEdgedBlade | 4

#2028471 - Monday 31 January 2011 9:47

WINCEST!

Sportsfan86 | 3

#2028981 - Monday 31 January 2011 13:28

21 win

enoughgrace | 4

#2029267 - Monday 31 January 2011 15:01

"Today, this guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I "" warmly welcomed "" laying naked on the floor." That's what I saw...

newjerseyguy | 0

#2029376 - Monday 31 January 2011 15:39

lol same here

By Bob65803 | 0

#2028252 - Monday 31 January 2011 9:01

Good for you. They say most girls look like their mothers when they grow up... Gives you both a chance to see the future and him a chance to run or a reason to stay...

funktown | 2

#2029918 - Monday 31 January 2011 16:09

Just like god intended us!

Bachanaal92 | 6

#2036560 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:38

-lmao.!!

impatientsnake | 4

#2163651 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 1:49

did u get him ?

By shaannonwilding | 0

#2028259 - Monday 31 January 2011 9:04

I agree. Threesome.

By Pantaloons | 0

#2028265 - Monday 31 January 2011 9:05

YDI for having a mother.

angel55033 | 12

#2028288 - Monday 31 January 2011 9:11

and a stork just happened to bring you into the world? that was a pretty dumb statement lol

Pantaloons | 0

#2028301 - Monday 31 January 2011 9:12

made you laugh though.

angel55033 | 12

#2028593 - Monday 31 January 2011 10:39

lol yeaaa just a lil bit!

No_LoveMM | 3

#2029240 - Monday 31 January 2011 14:52

YDI For being human

jbsington | 8

#2029253 - Monday 31 January 2011 14:57

*trollface*

hamshama | 0

#2030705 - Monday 31 January 2011 21:33

Don't worry this happens to me all the time ;)

someguy314159265 | 15

#2046275 - Saturday 5 February 2011 0:30

YDI for attracting all those trolls.

By angel55033 | 12

#2028266 - Monday 31 January 2011 9:06

that wouldn't be awkward no not at all!! lol

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2028539 - Monday 31 January 2011 10:14

Your tattoo is gorgeous.

angel55033 | 12

#2028588 - Monday 31 January 2011 10:38

thankyou :)

snoogans77 | 2

#2028610 - Monday 31 January 2011 10:46

I dig woman with ink. it's a very beautiful piece you have there.

bigphill1333 | 0

#2029162 - Monday 31 January 2011 14:30

Even though theres a 99.9% chance that the pictures from google and your talking to a 60 year old fat man.

enoughgrace | 4

#2029232 - Monday 31 January 2011 14:50

benefit of the doubt, fool!

Jizwold | 0

#2029391 - Monday 31 January 2011 15:42

usually women look bad with tattoos cause they get such shitty ones but that looks pretty sick

angel55033 | 12

#2032455 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 11:53

ha no it's my backpiece I manage a tattoo parlor in precott Wisconsin called geister ink that I helped my good friend Kelly geister open. she's the one who did all my work ive known her my whole life she's amazingly gifted that's for sure, look us up on facebook if you'd like, geister ink. :)