By madelynn - 31/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, this guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I was warmly welcomed by my drunken mother laying naked on the floor. FML
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Bob65803 0
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Good for you. They say most girls look like their mothers when they grow up... Gives you both a chance to see the future and him a chance to run or a reason to stay...

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tnlander 20
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incest is best when your mother's undressed.

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Alpha35 4

ur mom hot?

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enoughgrace 4
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"Today, this guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I "" warmly welcomed "" laying naked on the floor." That's what I saw...

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newjerseyguy 0

lol same here

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Bob65803 0
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Good for you. They say most girls look like their mothers when they grow up... Gives you both a chance to see the future and him a chance to run or a reason to stay...

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funktown 2
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Just like god intended us!

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impatientsnake 4

did u get him ?

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shaannonwilding 0
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I agree. Threesome.

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Pantaloons 0
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YDI for having a mother.

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angel55033 12
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and a stork just happened to bring you into the world? that was a pretty dumb statement lol

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Pantaloons 0
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made you laugh though.

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angel55033 12
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lol yeaaa just a lil bit!

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No_LoveMM 3
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YDI For being human

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hamshama 0
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Don't worry this happens to me all the time ;)

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someguy314159265 15
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YDI for attracting all those trolls.

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angel55033 12
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that wouldn't be awkward no not at all!! lol

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PeteyPablo12308 20
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Your tattoo is gorgeous.

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snoogans77 2

I dig woman with ink. it's a very beautiful piece you have there.

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bigphill1333 0

Even though theres a 99.9% chance that the pictures from google and your talking to a 60 year old fat man.

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enoughgrace 4
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benefit of the doubt, fool!

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Jizwold 0
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usually women look bad with tattoos cause they get such shitty ones but that looks pretty sick

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angel55033 12
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ha no it's my backpiece I manage a tattoo parlor in precott Wisconsin called geister ink that I helped my good friend Kelly geister open. she's the one who did all my work ive known her my whole life she's amazingly gifted that's for sure, look us up on facebook if you'd like, geister ink. :)

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zoe768532 1
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Your tattoo is so Awesome!

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FMLephant 2

At least it was a warm welcome?

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xxxJORDYBEARxxx 0

nice tattoo damnnn

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dezinspaaace 0

THE HORROR. D:

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xStiina 0
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Amazing timing?

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soldier4life_88 0

sounds like it!!

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linhnguyen 0

lmao i guess ur right then

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FYLDeep 25

I wonder why the hell she was naked.

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Pantaloons 0
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because she and i had just finished up

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Because she had shed off the shackles that society had placed on her so she could be free in both body and mind.

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