By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:29 - United States - Kent

Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML
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Why would you buy fifty dollars worth of chocolate.. That's so much chocolate.

Who needs a girlfriend, I've got chocolate...


Why would you buy fifty dollars worth of chocolate.. That's so much chocolate.

atleast now you can cover the feeling of rejection with chocolate... nothing beats alone time with some chocolate.

yeah. the only time you should buy a girl fifty dollars worth of chocolate is when it's that time of month...

19- I don't care what time of month it is, no one needs 50 dollars worth of chocolate. way too much.

Everyone seems to assume it's expensive because of quantity. Isn't it possible that it was a normal amount but just really high quality.

I assumed it was $50 worth of high quality chocolate, but still that's too much to spend on any chocolate in any circumstance, in my opinion, let alone for someone you're not even dating!

rdenkewicz 11

He did it To fatten her up, lower her self-esteem and win her over as a result. His plan is diabolical! Mwahaha! >:)

he must have bought that from Godiva... they are costly...

Maybe OP just had a big Payday.

In the chocolate shop in our local mall you can easily spend $50 without getting a lot of chocolate. Just quality I suppose.

Who needs a girlfriend, I've got chocolate...

Hey at least you can drown your sorrows in $50 worth of chocolate!!! But still FYL that sucks.

Thats a LOT of chocolate though ...

Agreed. I think if I was just chatting to a guy and he bought me THAT much chocolate I'd be kind of creeped out. Not a dealbreaker, but my initial impression would be 'way more into me than I'm into him, possibly obsessive/clingy'.

Why didn't you buy cheap flowers instead?

Flowers < Chocolate

TanzWolf 26

Give it to her anyways, I'd say. If she's a friend she'd appreciate it. Well, anyone would appreciate that :P

sounds like you're moving kinda fast...

I agree. $50 bucks on chocolate is a lot of money to spend in any situation but especially someone you're not even dating. Take it slow because she may find you too pushy and moving too fast if she doesn't have feelings for you yet, and it may be over before its begun.

fishstick557 14

If she's still hungover by her past then there's no reason for you to stay or try to make a relationship. You'll find someone new to give that much chocolate to and I'm sure she'll love it.

I see what you're saying, but I think it's still worth trying to be her friend. Everybody could use another friend and if you're friends there's always the possibility of the relationship growing into something else later on.

TanzWolf 26

That doesn't mean she's obsessed with past relationships... It's possible to be friends with an ex. Maybe not the same, but it is possible.

euphoricness 28

I'm sure if you mention that to her, she'll realize what she's been missing out on and come over to your place right away!

then shed be using him