Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
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BlindyMcGee
| 2
Go buy the eggs, I'll drive.
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jojimugo
| 20
Just write under the comment " nobody texts you because you are a bitch"
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BlindyMcGee
| 2
Go buy the eggs, I'll drive.
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RaggleFrock
| 13
She sounds like a real nice catch. Needy. Self involved.
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gamercanadian
| 11
That b&@*# dw OP u'll find someone better, she jus wants attention cause no one cares about her anymore
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Michael_92
| 20
Guess I'll go put my torture devices away :(
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girl112891
| 7
She just wants attention from what she considers "cool" people. Maybe from some shallow jerks. Start liking girls who'll appreciate you!
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nahgemoohc
| 17
She's a loser. No one puts that as their status!! OP, don't condemn yourself by liking someone like that. I'm pretty sure you can do much better!
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Discombobulated9
| 12
I wouldn't worry too much about taking revenge; all of her friends aren't texting her, probably because they're fed up with her being a complete bitch. So, she's only punishing herself. Heartless people never prosper.
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peteyfas
| 8
Steve Jobs?
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ImInYourFACEbook
| 8
38- You never know what people might put up as their status now a days. Facebook is a weird and crazy world.
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nahgemoohc
| 17
61- true. But it's the people in the place that make it crazy. I mean, who would feel normal about advertising their friendlessness for all to see?
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xxxasaxxx
| 0
Lmao xD
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omgdoublefml
| 3
Dubs I'll drive, why not drift in a evo?
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tobin22
| 9
Haha best comment i read in awhile its funny because its simple love it
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blushy
| 14
you shouldn't waste your time on her anyway
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ucoolgirl31
| 20
What a bitch...
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SkoomaKi
| 27
What a bitch.
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Pentium_4
| 26
attention whore :/
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nephilim241
| 19
As soon as I read this I said what #2 typed.. What a nasty piece of work.
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WellApparently
| 2
#2 & #29 agreed, nothing else to say but "what a bitch"
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123josie123
| 11
What crawled up her ass and died? Forget her, you deserve better OP!
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ThatOneCanadian
| 0
thats why no one texts her.
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Jakesterk96
| 8
Keep commenting her post.
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noobgang7
| 5
This is exactly why nobody texts her anymore. She's a worthless bitch
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downtime
| 12
I smiled when I re-read the FML and noticed the past tense used in the word "liked". At least he learnt to move on from this idiot.
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downtime
| 12
I smiled when I re-read the FML and noticed the past tense used in the word "liked". At least he learnt to move on from this idiot.
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forever12
| 8
I deffinatly said that when I read this as well.
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The_Hitdude
| 12
*definitely
Why do so many people find this word so difficult to spell? You're not using less words by spelling it wrong (ex: u, ur, etc.).
Why do so many people find this word so difficult to spell? You're not using less words by spelling it wrong (ex: u, ur, etc.).
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kittyx33
| 0
#136 I think they honestly just don't know how spell the word. Not that they're trying to make it shorter
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louiseth
| 9
Nice use of the word "liked". Good job. :)
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indielove
| 13
She sounds like an attention seeking bitch.
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tellithowitis
| 13
Just blow her phone up!
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ClassyCommando
| 13
Just delete the comment, OP to avoid further humiliation.
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SeaMen
| 3
73 did u even read the whole fml?
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ClassyCommando
| 13
Never mind the FML has been edited.
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Cassro92
| 16
Bitch.
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cheerbabe3254
| 4
I kno rite I feel so bad
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RrLSf19
| 0
4 I love your pic!
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DreBeezy
| 9
All the whore wanted was some fucking attention.
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ShansAl
| 21
Tough break.
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Snafuusmc
| 12
Kick her in the taco!
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SwiftFaux
| 0
punch her in the throat
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cosmosis
| 12
Hmmm seems reasonable... Kids these days. Just have no idea...
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zingline89
| 18
Kids these days? Says the guy whose profile says "Faggots, quit checkin out my account!"
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SoFlyJohn
| 0
True...
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lilogic
| 0
Lol umm why the throat??
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iranoutofnames
| 6
Why not?
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XanderJayNix
| 17
Some chix are major dix!
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jojimugo
| 20
Just write under the comment " nobody texts you because you are a bitch"
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XanderJayNix
| 17
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit
Step 4: Profit
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Dflips
| 0
#8 knows whatsup
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A100893
| 30
Insensitive heifer.
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IrishSoulja
| 4
Don't bother with her if she's being that much of a bitch