Go buy the eggs, I'll drive.

She sounds like a real nice catch. Needy. Self involved.

That b&@*# dw OP u'll find someone better, she jus wants attention cause no one cares about her anymore

Guess I'll go put my torture devices away :(

She just wants attention from what she considers "cool" people. Maybe from some shallow jerks. Start liking girls who'll appreciate you!

She's a loser. No one puts that as their status!! OP, don't condemn yourself by liking someone like that. I'm pretty sure you can do much better!

I wouldn't worry too much about taking revenge; all of her friends aren't texting her, probably because they're fed up with her being a complete bitch. So, she's only punishing herself. Heartless people never prosper.

Steve Jobs?

38- You never know what people might put up as their status now a days. Facebook is a weird and crazy world.

61- true. But it's the people in the place that make it crazy. I mean, who would feel normal about advertising their friendlessness for all to see?

Lmao xD

Dubs I'll drive, why not drift in a evo?

Haha best comment i read in awhile its funny because its simple love it

you shouldn't waste your time on her anyway

What a bitch...

What a bitch.

attention whore :/

As soon as I read this I said what #2 typed.. What a nasty piece of work.

#2 & #29 agreed, nothing else to say but "what a bitch"

What crawled up her ass and died? Forget her, you deserve better OP!

thats why no one texts her.

Keep commenting her post.

This is exactly why nobody texts her anymore. She's a worthless bitch

I smiled when I re-read the FML and noticed the past tense used in the word "liked". At least he learnt to move on from this idiot.

I smiled when I re-read the FML and noticed the past tense used in the word "liked". At least he learnt to move on from this idiot.

I deffinatly said that when I read this as well.

*definitely Why do so many people find this word so difficult to spell? You're not using less words by spelling it wrong (ex: u, ur, etc.).

#136 I think they honestly just don't know how spell the word. Not that they're trying to make it shorter

Nice use of the word "liked". Good job. :)

She sounds like an attention seeking bitch.

Just blow her phone up!

Just delete the comment, OP to avoid further humiliation.

73 did u even read the whole fml?

Never mind the FML has been edited.

Bitch.

I kno rite I feel so bad

4 I love your pic!

All the whore wanted was some fucking attention.

Tough break.

Kick her in the taco!

punch her in the throat

Hmmm seems reasonable... Kids these days. Just have no idea...

Kids these days? Says the guy whose profile says "Faggots, quit checkin out my account!"

True...

Lol umm why the throat??

Why not?

Some chix are major dix!

Just write under the comment " nobody texts you because you are a bitch"

Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit

#8 knows whatsup

Insensitive heifer.

Don't bother with her if she's being that much of a bitch