Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed...

By Anonymous - 15/1/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By BlindyMcGee | 2

#3887324 - Sunday 15 January 2012 12:20

Go buy the eggs, I'll drive.

By jojimugo | 19

#3887362 - Sunday 15 January 2012 12:30

Just write under the comment " nobody texts you because you are a bitch"

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By BlindyMcGee | 2

#3887324 - Sunday 15 January 2012 12:20

Go buy the eggs, I'll drive.

RaggleFrock | 13

#3887382 - Sunday 15 January 2012 12:36

She sounds like a real nice catch. Needy. Self involved.

gamercanadian | 11

#3887508 - Sunday 15 January 2012 13:18

That b&@*# dw OP u'll find someone better, she jus wants attention cause no one cares about her anymore

Michael_92 | 19

#3887511 - Sunday 15 January 2012 13:18

Guess I'll go put my torture devices away :(

girl112891 | 7

#3887649 - Sunday 15 January 2012 14:18

She just wants attention from what she considers "cool" people. Maybe from some shallow jerks. Start liking girls who'll appreciate you!

nahgemoohc | 17

#3887694 - Sunday 15 January 2012 14:33

She's a loser. No one puts that as their status!! OP, don't condemn yourself by liking someone like that. I'm pretty sure you can do much better!

Discombobulated9 | 12

#3887724 - Sunday 15 January 2012 14:46

I wouldn't worry too much about taking revenge; all of her friends aren't texting her, probably because they're fed up with her being a complete bitch. So, she's only punishing herself. Heartless people never prosper.

peteyfas | 8

#3887771 - Sunday 15 January 2012 15:19

Steve Jobs?

ImInYourFACEbook | 8

#3887894 - Sunday 15 January 2012 16:23

38- You never know what people might put up as their status now a days. Facebook is a weird and crazy world.

nahgemoohc | 17

#3888095 - Sunday 15 January 2012 17:29

61- true. But it's the people in the place that make it crazy. I mean, who would feel normal about advertising their friendlessness for all to see?

xxxasaxxx | 0

#3889388 - Monday 16 January 2012 0:08

Lmao xD

omgdoublefml | 3

#3889668 - Monday 16 January 2012 0:57

Dubs I'll drive, why not drift in a evo?

tobin22 | 9

#3892560 - Monday 16 January 2012 11:43

Haha best comment i read in awhile its funny because its simple love it

blushy | 14

#3898568 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 14:04

you shouldn't waste your time on her anyway

ucoolgirl31 | 20

#4499545 - Wednesday 30 May 2012 18:21

What a bitch...

By SkoomaKi | 25

#3887332 - Sunday 15 January 2012 12:22

What a bitch.

Pentium_4 | 26

#3887446 - Sunday 15 January 2012 12:54

attention whore :/

nephilim241 | 19

#3887553 - Sunday 15 January 2012 13:34

As soon as I read this I said what #2 typed.. What a nasty piece of work.

WellApparently | 2

#3887743 - Sunday 15 January 2012 15:01

#2 & #29 agreed, nothing else to say but "what a bitch"

123josie123 | 11

#3887747 - Sunday 15 January 2012 15:03

What crawled up her ass and died? Forget her, you deserve better OP!

ThatOneCanadian | 0

#3887816 - Sunday 15 January 2012 15:37

thats why no one texts her.

Jakesterk96 | 8

#3889423 - Monday 16 January 2012 0:17

Keep commenting her post.

noobgang7 | 5

#3889697 - Monday 16 January 2012 1:01

This is exactly why nobody texts her anymore. She's a worthless bitch

downtime | 12

#3890116 - Monday 16 January 2012 2:11

I smiled when I re-read the FML and noticed the past tense used in the word "liked". At least he learnt to move on from this idiot.

downtime | 12

#3890139 - Monday 16 January 2012 2:15

I smiled when I re-read the FML and noticed the past tense used in the word "liked". At least he learnt to move on from this idiot.

forever12 | 8

#3890646 - Monday 16 January 2012 5:23

I deffinatly said that when I read this as well.

The_Hitdude | 12

#3894656 - Monday 16 January 2012 22:24

*definitely
Why do so many people find this word so difficult to spell? You're not using less words by spelling it wrong (ex: u, ur, etc.).

kittyx33 | 0

#3918602 - Saturday 21 January 2012 15:04

#136 I think they honestly just don't know how spell the word. Not that they're trying to make it shorter

By louiseth | 9

#3887339 - Sunday 15 January 2012 12:23

Nice use of the word "liked". Good job. :)

indielove | 13

#3887732 - Sunday 15 January 2012 14:53

She sounds like an attention seeking bitch.

tellithowitis | 13

#3887876 - Sunday 15 January 2012 16:14

Just blow her phone up!

ClassyCommando | 13

#3888133 - Sunday 15 January 2012 17:37

Just delete the comment, OP to avoid further humiliation.

SeaMen | 3

#3888215 - Sunday 15 January 2012 18:09

73 did u even read the whole fml?

ClassyCommando | 13

#3892189 - Monday 16 January 2012 9:24

Never mind the FML has been edited.

By Cassro92 | 16

#3887345 - Sunday 15 January 2012 12:25

Bitch.

cheerbabe3254 | 4

#3887686 - Sunday 15 January 2012 14:32

I kno rite I feel so bad

RrLSf19 | 0

#3890357 - Monday 16 January 2012 3:07

4 I love your pic!

DreBeezy | 9

#3896325 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 3:54

All the whore wanted was some fucking attention.

By ShansAl | 21

#3887348 - Sunday 15 January 2012 12:26

Tough break.

Snafuusmc | 12

#3889886 - Monday 16 January 2012 1:29

Kick her in the taco!

By SwiftFaux | 0

#3887352 - Sunday 15 January 2012 12:27

punch her in the throat

cosmosis | 12

#3887437 - Sunday 15 January 2012 12:51

Hmmm seems reasonable... Kids these days. Just have no idea...

zingline89 | 18

#3887707 - Sunday 15 January 2012 14:37

Kids these days? Says the guy whose profile says "Faggots, quit checkin out my account!"

SoFlyJohn | 0

#3890638 - Monday 16 January 2012 5:19

True...

lilogic | 0

#3898045 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:02

Lol umm why the throat??

iranoutofnames | 6

#3902353 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:37

Why not?

By XanderJayNix | 17

#3887357 - Sunday 15 January 2012 12:29

Some chix are major dix!

By jojimugo | 19

#3887362 - Sunday 15 January 2012 12:30

Just write under the comment " nobody texts you because you are a bitch"

XanderJayNix | 17

#3887377 - Sunday 15 January 2012 12:35

Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit

Dflips | 0

#3893124 - Monday 16 January 2012 15:08

#8 knows whatsup

By A100893 | 30

#3887371 - Sunday 15 January 2012 12:31

Insensitive heifer.

By IrishSoulja | 4

#3887384 - Sunday 15 January 2012 12:36

Don't bother with her if she's being that much of a bitch