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By Anonymous - / Friday 26 April 2013 22:22 / United States
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Would it kill you to be a little frisky? I'm sure you do things during sex that aren't always to be considered attractive.

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Would it kill you to be a little frisky? I'm sure you do things during sex that aren't always to be considered attractive.

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right #36 ...when I read this FML I presumed OP must be pretty young.... Any woman who hasn't heard her man make hundreds of jokes about his man parts hasn't been around too long

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careful... if you don't agree with the moderators that this post is a real FML scenario they will delete your comment .. true story

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It was obviously a soufflé that he baked for his girlfriend, but after he bellowed his excitement, she lost her "appetite" for it. It then sank because it knew it wouldn't be eaten.

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One thought I had is that perhaps she got offended for its similarity to the phrase "He is risen!" during Easter..

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#74 Woah there, buddy! Easy, big fella! I find you extremely offensive. Seriously; no need to run around slamming people's religions (or lack there of). Their choice, not yours, and don't get bent out shape when ever they make a statement like that; so long as they aren't shoving it down your throat and bellowing that you're wrong, who cares if they think their religious teachings are 'common sense'? (Unless this was a failed reference to another FML? I haven't been on for a little bit, and a

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86 - please, teach me the ways of the Cartera panda? I was in no way preaching my religious beliefs. 'It has risen' was clearly a statement about his erection. That is what I meant by common sense. My apologies if I offended anyone.

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I've posed this question before, and I still haven't found an answer - why do atheists feel the need to tell you that they're an atheist right away? I'm fine with everyone having their own beliefs, but you don't have to let everyone know your beliefs just to make a point. If anything, I feel like that's just as bad as shoving it down someone's throat by pointing out that you're an atheist and then getting into a heated rant.

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Normally, I don't care if people are religious, but when you're like 74, then I cannot tolerate it. And 74, when was religion brought up before you mentioned it? Don't be such a Bible pusher. This is FML, were here to have a good time and make fun of people. If you can't take it, then leave. Rant over.

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Your profile talks a out rape and I'm the ass? At least I'm talkin about somethin consensual, like with you and your mother

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Personally I like to make jokes during sex. And a couple of times during sex while Family Guy was on in the background I have had laughing fits and my boyfriend just keeps going :)

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Only if the other person has no sense of humor. If you're horny enough, one goofy sentence won't kill the mood.

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