By Anonymous - Reserved
Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML
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  cantfightfate  |  0

Dude fuck the photo booth guys life. sure, you have to pull the guy out and arrest him ..or whatever, call a real cop. but at least you don't have to clean the shit up when it's all over.

  Tikwichka  |  5

55, it is the British spelling. Surely 'God Save The Queen' gave you a hint OP is not American? You must know by now that British and American English have different spelling for many words, no?

  lilerin  |  2

Mall cop or real cop, it's still his job to remove a man who is shit faced, and shitting in a photo booth, while shouting "God Save the Queen". Fuck his life.

  illegalnative  |  0

dear grammar nazi's,
there is no point in telling someone they misspelled a word, if they truly cared they would have fixed it....kay thanks bye -enjoy shoving people in ovens :l-

By  RedPillSucks  |  31

Returning home to a nice warm snugly is doing something about it.
You could always sing the "God save the queen" song
(What is the title of the UK anthem? I know it has the same music as the US anthem).

  DocBastard  |  38 just made me sad. "God Save the Queen" is the British national anthem. The music was shamelessly "borrowed" by the US for "Our Country 'Tis of Thee." The music for the US national anthem was originally a British drinking song called The Anacreontic Song which was also, ahem, borrowed.