By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 13:42 - Reserved

Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML
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that is awful! people are crazy.

55, it is the British spelling. Surely 'God Save The Queen' gave you a hint OP is not American? You must know by now that British and American English have different spelling for many words, no?

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that is awful! people are crazy.

You sound like a cop just hope you had fun

sounds like a mall cop. he leads you to believe he is a cop by leaving out all the details, typical of a rent-a-cop.

...horrible grammar.

Dude fuck the photo booth guys life. sure, you have to pull the guy out and arrest him ..or whatever, call a real cop. but at least you don't have to clean the shit up when it's all over.

pepper spray will take care of him

you spelled diarrhea wrong....just fyi

learn to grammar.

55, it is the British spelling. Surely 'God Save The Queen' gave you a hint OP is not American? You must know by now that British and American English have different spelling for many words, no?

Mall cop or real cop, it's still his job to remove a man who is shit faced, and shitting in a photo booth, while shouting "God Save the Queen". Fuck his life.

dear grammar nazi's, there is no point in telling someone they misspelled a word, if they truly cared they would have fixed it....kay thanks bye -enjoy shoving people in ovens :l-

Wasn't the guy wearing any pants??

cool story.

could have used a vampire...

lol save her save the queen

That's some crazy shit, mate.

it's bot shit it's melted poop

You have a shitty job.

haha apperently it's literaly shitty.

lmao. every time I look at a post I always laugh at your comments.

LOL funny shit

lmao oh man.. i feel bad but it's too much of a funny scene that ive created in my head to not laugh out loud

haha ur comment nd profile pic r both wins!

Returning home to a nice warm snugly is doing something about it. You could always sing the "God save the queen" song (What is the title of the UK anthem? I know it has the same music as the US anthem).

*assplodes*

I wish I could say something funny right now, but it just... holy molly...

Red...you just made me sad. "God Save the Queen" is the British national anthem. The music was shamelessly "borrowed" by the US for "Our Country 'Tis of Thee." The music for the US national anthem was originally a British drinking song called The Anacreontic Song which was also, ahem, borrowed.

Americans stole my drinking song :(

why am I thinking of the sex pistols now

25 get used to it. that's how we do. Isn't that how we became America in the first place? :)

That's funny I was just thinking what the american national anthem was, I thought it was star spangled banner.

americans are proud to be thieves, u cn shuv it.

United States of America - The Greatest Goddamn Cuntry In The World

87 win!!! americas awesome! I've never felt such patriotism.

country* I'm only correcting it cuz it looks derogatory

Country** only correcting it cuz it looks derogatory

That's the name we give it.... But the tune comes from elsewhere =P

It's just called "God save the Queen" and it is not the same as the US national anthem in any way.

That's fucking sick.

that is awesome. not for you, but if I were witnessing that I would find it funny. you guys across the Atlantic have THE BEST drunks!!