By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
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Why the FUCK would everyone stand in the bathroom and watch a plumber elbow deep in shit? Was that the most popular item at the potluck? If so, be proud.

Man up and take pride in that slippery beast!

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Guess you'll never be eating there again! By choice!

Sour stomach? If you meant sore stomach, that's understandable, but if you meant sour, then I'm here wondering how you tasted your stomach.

athena3100 9

it means the op had a stomach ache.

This sounds like that part of the movie, "Dumb and Dumber"

Bobhope124 0

HAHAHA YDI masculinity fail real men kno how to plunge a toilet

It could have happened to anyone...

Man up and take pride in that slippery beast!

It's almost impossible to choose your time to take a shit, and it doesn't help when your at your girlfriends house. FYL on this one.

Why the FUCK would everyone stand in the bathroom and watch a plumber elbow deep in shit? Was that the most popular item at the potluck? If so, be proud.

Well they won't make you a fucking potluck anymore. Silver lining.

I always so scared this will happen to me. That really stinks.

^ Pun intended?

You are what you eat sweetie

jackmode9316 0

LOL poor bastard.