Love: Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a...

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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rukusrazor 0

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Thursday 7 May 2009 16:17

Why the FUCK would everyone stand in the bathroom and watch a plumber elbow deep in shit? Was that the most popular item at the potluck? If so, be proud.

biancagolden 0

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Thursday 7 May 2009 16:14

Man up and take pride in that slippery beast!

tamoomoo 0

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Thursday 7 May 2009 16:07

Guess you'll never be eating there again! By choice!

blankaex 0

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Monday 18 October 2010 19:08

Sour stomach? If you meant sore stomach, that's understandable, but if you meant sour, then I'm here wondering how you tasted your stomach.

athena3100 9

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:05

it means the op had a stomach ache.

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Wednesday 8 October 2014 16:27

This sounds like that part of the movie, "Dumb and Dumber"

Bobhope124 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 16:08

HAHAHA YDI masculinity fail real men kno how to plunge a toilet

56578 0

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Thursday 7 May 2009 16:10

It could have happened to anyone...

biancagolden 0

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Thursday 7 May 2009 16:14

Man up and take pride in that slippery beast!

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Thursday 7 May 2009 16:14

It's almost impossible to choose your time to take a shit, and it doesn't help when your at your girlfriends house. FYL on this one.

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Thursday 7 May 2009 16:17

Why the FUCK would everyone stand in the bathroom and watch a plumber elbow deep in shit? Was that the most popular item at the potluck? If so, be proud.