Today, there was a meeting at work. I had to give a presentation to my boss and the other attendants. My first subject was on how my 5 year old son got to my briefcase and replaced the contents of it with crayons and a stuffed teddy bear. FML I agree, your life sucks 47828 I agree, your life sucks 47828 You deserved it 5310 You deserved it 5310 1 1 20 63 By Andrew - / Monday 29 June 2009 10:31 / Canada
Today, my annoying colleague gasped, wrapped her arms around herself, started sweating and curled up in a ball crying, "No, no, no" in front of several... I agree, your life sucks 34641 I agree, your life sucks 34641 You deserved it 6373 You deserved it 6373 107
Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML I agree, your life sucks 22259 I agree, your life sucks 22259 You deserved it 33574 You deserved it 33574 208
Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and... I agree, your life sucks 30903 I agree, your life sucks 30903 You deserved it 2169 You deserved it 2169 41
Today, my polyamorous boyfriend's wife told me that she found out our shared partner was sleeping with her cousin, behind her and my back, for about a... I agree, your life sucks 679 I agree, your life sucks 679 You deserved it 811 You deserved it 811 11
Today I was finally able to get to sleep after a long weekend of being violently ill. I’m talking couldn’t even hold down water. Any way I finally get... I agree, your life sucks 1269 I agree, your life sucks 1269 You deserved it 115 You deserved it 115 12
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's...
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
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