Today, there was a meeting at work. I had to give a presentation to my boss and the other attendants. My first subject was on how my 5 year old son got to my briefcase and replaced the contents of it with crayons and a stuffed teddy bear. FML I agree, your life sucks 47828 I agree, your life sucks 47828 You deserved it 5310 You deserved it 5310 1 1 20 63 By Andrew - / Monday 29 June 2009 10:31 / Canada
Today, at my work in a self-service chinese restaurant, a lady came up to me, pointed to the plate she loaded with honey king prawns, and yelled at me... I agree, your life sucks 8999 I agree, your life sucks 8999 You deserved it 504 You deserved it 504 29
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML I agree, your life sucks 13472 I agree, your life sucks 13472 You deserved it 43156 You deserved it 43156 421
Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I am going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit.... I agree, your life sucks 37827 I agree, your life sucks 37827 You deserved it 6280 You deserved it 6280 172
Today, I told my parents that I don’t plan on going to college. Later on I found out that they plan on giving my college funds they saved up to my older... I agree, your life sucks 388 I agree, your life sucks 388 You deserved it 1875 You deserved it 1875 26
Today I had a member of my gym call to say she was overcharged, because we billed her incorrectly, and wanted a refund. After offering other, much simpler... I agree, your life sucks 1027 I agree, your life sucks 1027 You deserved it 161 You deserved it 161 13
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's...
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
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