Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML
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clipse
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How do you know it's not just regular hair?
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Firate
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When was the last time you saw old lady pubes to verify that that's what the hair actually was?
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clipse
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How do you know it's not just regular hair?
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paigeatsflesh
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that's what I'm thinking.
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Blue_Coconuts
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Short and curly maybe? I dunno. That's why I keep my shit trimmed..
Yes I know you all wanted to know that.
Yes I know you all wanted to know that.
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tampabayfan
| 22
lol
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llAllStarll
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regular hair doesn't look like pubes lol
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Sukimaye
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#1 is the person that makes sence in this whole fml comments
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seanreddog
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Regular hair does on an old lady.
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Monikabug
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Sell it to locks of love! :)
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sammichpls1231
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nasty...
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michaelscot23
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I wonder how long pubes would grow if you NEVER trimmed them... and straightened them... hmmm. I know what I'm doing for the science fair!
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iSitt
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they fall off after a certain length
or at least mine do
or at least mine do
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rikard_fml
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how interesting, tell us more!
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kieran247
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ya that's what I was thinking
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kieran247
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crap meant to say it to 1
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rohosoccer08
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that's scary that you know that, y let then get that long?
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StoryOfTheYear
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how do you know it wasn't her nose hair? cmon be realistic, old ladies don't have a foot of pubes 0_0
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rohosoccer08
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it* not then
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natepyron
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haha 24
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EmiRiverdancer
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No.46 Ftw. It made me lmfao the most.
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StoryOfTheYear
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67- then why are there people with hair like 20 feet long?
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gomego87
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YDI for having a snake.
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draydray
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#24 eewwww lol
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Brittanysway420
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My first post was going to be... My drain gets clogged all the time and it is not from 1 inch pubes I shave weekly, it is from my head... I have long hair
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luda111b
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yum
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jellybean120
| 10
The same thing happened to me when I moved to my new apartment, but not just in the bathtub, in the sink too. my brother-in-law had to unclog the sink after he vomited into it, after drinking half a bottle of tequila on his own. it was disgusting!
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applesuckers
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#67. You FAIL hard. #37 never said anything about hair growing forever. They said that they wonder how long it would be if they didn't trim it and if they made it straight. Your was completely unnecessary.
And you called #37 a moron. Maybe you should congratulate yourself for having the most ridiculous comment on here.
It's ironic huh?
And you called #37 a moron. Maybe you should congratulate yourself for having the most ridiculous comment on here.
It's ironic huh?
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applesuckers
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*Your comment
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jazziloveberryy
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Applesuckers Wins!!!!
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pipp360
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u used your snake?!?! ... pervert
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u_killed_kenny_
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what if it's just regular hair? what then, huh?
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tweetbaby14
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OP there is no living human with foot long "pubes" as you so classily call them. they obviously were from the lady's head.
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iplaymw2
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ever hear of drano u artard it liquifies everythinng in its path and it costs about 3.50
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ivyy
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uhhhh hellooo she's old, ever think maybe shes just loosing her hair(from her head)?!? and again she's old, so do u expect her snake the drain? stop whining moron...geeze
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Kamens
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#77 win.
#44 BIGGER win.
And pubes and hair look different... on everyone except your mother 0_o
#44 BIGGER win.
And pubes and hair look different... on everyone except your mother 0_o
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BALLUPURASZ
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thatz pretty gangsta
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crazeelife12
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giggedy!!
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lovedarknessbby
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aww mann, that sucks. :'|
fyl
but at least your drain works now. :3
fyl
but at least your drain works now. :3
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branden13
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ya true...
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richp
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either way pretty nasty
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ImaBmyLonurTees
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exactly or how do u kno she didn't have a hot grand daughter
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liveloveandownit
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Did you save it for later?
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zippyq
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damn, your pubes grow an inch in just 1 week? that's Chewbacca shit right there!
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barbiegirl491
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I was thinking the same thing?
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severussnake42
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Oh noo/:
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severussnake42
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#85- get a new picture, one where your tits aren't popping out of your shirt.smh
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rosaaaa_fml
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Actually your pubic hair starts falling off when you reach a certain age due change of your hormones. I work as a nurse in a nursing home and the women who live there don t have much hair left.
The more you know:)
The more you know:)
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rawr_ily96
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#37 I read a random fact somewhere that they stop growing when they reach a certain length 'til you shave 'em or they fall off. That length is determined by genetics.
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samantha_durano
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hahahaha! oh god.
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mmlover101
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ICKY! Massively Icky! lol
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seanreddog
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Thats what she said!
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buttshapedfruit
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haha! ur awesome (:
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angelkissezxox
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haha 9 winnn
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rjhicks59
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lol #9!
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Fully_fml
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Yikes!!
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ggggiggity
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Jesus! Motherfarking Snakes in a motherfarking drain!
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helloello
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haha! hilarious 90!!
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purplemnm
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you can say motherfucking...it's otay wif us :D
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ifmyheartwasahou
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Some people are too afraid too!
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Firate
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When was the last time you saw old lady pubes to verify that that's what the hair actually was?
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Ecnassianer
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This.
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jasonsaied
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just last week
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vball_luvah
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ohh ew jason (45)! thats gross. for reals??? i don't wanna get old :(
and i think old people still have pubes. there's this one old fml where the grandpa had red pubes, though his hair on his head was white. X( why do i have to remember the grossest things??
hahaha and OP, what do you mean by a "snake?" just wondering
and i think old people still have pubes. there's this one old fml where the grandpa had red pubes, though his hair on his head was white. X( why do i have to remember the grossest things??
hahaha and OP, what do you mean by a "snake?" just wondering
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severussnake42
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This made my day (:
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YellowKettleBell
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Its a plumbers tool to unclog a drain
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KurouTenshi
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YES! TURBO SNAKE TO THE RESCUE!
I sell at least 2 of those a day at the Walgreens I work at.
Its nice to see one of them made it to FML.
I sell at least 2 of those a day at the Walgreens I work at.
Its nice to see one of them made it to FML.
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Averizzle
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2 a day? People must be takin some massive shits..
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KurouTenshi
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Actually, Turbo Snake is used to unclog sink/shower drains.
Whenever your sink/shower drains slowly, its due to buildup of hair and such (like from shaving)
You just use the Turbo Snake to shove itself into the drain, give it a twirl, and remove the clog.
You don't even have to remove the stopper!
(stupid fucking commercial plays in the store on 1-Repeat right above the display x.x)
Whenever your sink/shower drains slowly, its due to buildup of hair and such (like from shaving)
You just use the Turbo Snake to shove itself into the drain, give it a twirl, and remove the clog.
You don't even have to remove the stopper!
(stupid fucking commercial plays in the store on 1-Repeat right above the display x.x)
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FYLDeep
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God dammit you're not supposed to advertise on here. Now you'll be selling like 30 a day.
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Monikabug
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Your commission just sky-rocketed. :)
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Averizzle
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Back in the day when I used too much toilet tissue my dad would get the snake and unclog it.
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Monikabug
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@26, I hope so, lovey. :)
Or we could just take out a hit on your boss. >:)
Or we could just take out a hit on your boss. >:)
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theschweigert
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who said it was a Turbo Snake? There are regular lines that are called snakes for this very purpose, plumbers use them all the time.
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KurouTenshi
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I did, so it's my fault.
I take yhe blame.
but I still wanna blame it on the booze.
@Moni
I'm always happy when you come around ;)
I take yhe blame.
but I still wanna blame it on the booze.
@Moni
I'm always happy when you come around ;)
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Monikabug
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@32, does it really matter? The few of us in the thread are talking about the Turbo Snake.
It makes no difference if it was any other kind of snake.
It makes no difference if it was any other kind of snake.
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KurouTenshi
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well I know what kind of snake it WASN'T ;)
but yeah, Anthony Sullivan does the video.
he took over for Billy Maes, so if he were stil alive I'd have to listen to him 8371 times a shift x.x
but yeah, Anthony Sullivan does the video.
he took over for Billy Maes, so if he were stil alive I'd have to listen to him 8371 times a shift x.x
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schnitzel5
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#32 yep, plumbers do love to use their snakes
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CallMeHush
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Hang it on the porch in case she wants them back.
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chrisback5
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this
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imakeubleed
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that's just sick no matter what kinda old lady hair it was! FYL
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ImaginaryFoe
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Would it have been better if it was some hot girl? I wouldn't care whose hair it was or what part of the body it came from; it's all disgusting.
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queendrabee
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how closely did you inspect this wad???
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rikard_fml
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indeed, close look at the old womans pubes!!
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anjeey
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eeww haha.
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davixen2009
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lol @ Monika! Win