What a Dick...

Win!!

Yes, but not an enormous one apparently.

The male ego- it's complicated!

Any more complicated than a womans ego?

Lets not get started on the female ego then..

Everyone's egotistical... Men and women just tend to be egotistical over different things.

I bet if OP had said it was big, her boyfriend would've told her she was lying/exaggerating. Some guys just can't be happy with what they have.

thank you number 30. told it like it is.

Geez is it really that hard to tell him he's big? If you asked him if you were pretty and he said "your pretty enough for me an that's all that counts" you would cry yourself a freakin river and never let him forget what an ass he is

51 although that is true of some females I think honesty is more important that flattery in any relationship. OP was (hopefully) being honest and was obviously not trying to make her boyfriend feel bad. He should already have come to terms with the fact that he will never have a stallion's penis.

Brutal honesty isn't always the best thing in a relationship. His size will never change and there's really nothing he can do about it. There's no reason to he hurtful and say that he doesn't measure up when it really doesn't need to be said.

But she didn't say that, she said the complete opposite, that he is big enough to satisfy her

She wasn't being brutal whatsoever. Brutal would be saying he is small

That was EXTREMELY hilarious....

I never said she was brutally honest... I was just referring to relationships in general and replying to the comment after mine. Honestly she's not a bad person or anything for saying what she said. I just believe that you should be proud and "talk-up" your significant other. Doesn't matter how long you're in the relationship for you should still feel like they're the biggest, the smartest, the nicest, the sexiest, or the best you've ever had. If you don't then it it's not love. (just my opinion... Don't hate me for it)

It's about the skill from the man with a penis. Size doesn't matter unless OPs vag was like a hallway. Just look at the wonders a single finger can do ;)

Nice pun. Way to cheer me up from studying for an exam.

I see what you did there

32- I love your picture! It made my day

Can I have ur phone number

not always true, if my bf said that to me, id be happy, because in my bfs eyes im pretty, not every girl is like that

51, the difference is, penis size is measurable, and there is an average penis size. Looks are solely opinion. You can't tell someone with a 1 inch penis they have a big penis, because it's a complete lie. If your penis is larger than average size, is is "big." if it is smaller, it is "small." If it is the same size, it as "average." That's how measurements work. They aren't based off opinion. They are based off of facts and numbers.

So I guess lesson learned.. always lie to the guy about his penis size..?

Its like when a woman asks you if she's fat or if she looks good in what she wears. You always say she isn't fat or rhat she looks absolutely stunning. If not, expect sulking. Same goes for a man's penis size or performance in bed, don't tell him he's "good enough" unless you want him to feel insulted.

It's the same reason you're never honest about someone's cooking. Even if it tastes like a rancid sock, you swallow it and smile.

I say move on to someone with a smaller ..um..ego but a BIGGER brain.

I don't understand why you need to tell the guy that it's HUGE. That's like me asking a guy if my C cup breasts are enormous! At the end of the day, if the girl wants to be with you and she wants to have sex with you, you have nothing to be paranoid about. Btw, I've been with a guy who had a gigantic penis and the sex was terrible. It really does all boil down to performance and communication- size has nothing to do with it.

Size does matter though, just not in the way us men think it does. Hung like a horse can be incredibly painful for a woman (especially one whos not particularly accustomed to it). Hung like a tic tac and she might not feel it at all (we've all seen the "is it even in?" FMLs)

105- I totally agree with you. I don't understand why "how big" is such a big deal. Not that I've been with tons of guys before, but I've noticed that guys will lie about their size before you actually see it. And I never understood why they do this because it just makes them seem more unattractive in the end.

123- I understand what you're saying; yes, some girls do find a large penis painful and some girls can't feel a small penis, that can't be said for every girl. However, it's stimulating the clit that gives the girl an orgasm- reaching the depths of her vagina doesn't.

128, women can have both vaginal and clitoral orgasms.

132- Actually, the orgasm is literally caused by stimulation of the clit. Pressure within the vagina can cause a more intense orgasm, but without clitoris stimulation it's not going to happen.

^not true. A small percentage of the female population can orgasm through vaginal stimulation alone. Look it up.

124, you're 16 and have already been with "tons of guys" already , eh? Looks like you've started a career early on..

She said, "Not that I've been with tons of guys before." Either way, there's no need for low blows.

She said 'not that i've been with tons of guys'

139- Okay, I did look it up after reading your comment. I discovered that the clitoral tissue within some women can extend further back through the vaginal wall, making penetration satisfying enough to reach an orgasm. But, the vaginal wall itself has very little nerve endings, in comparison to the clit which has the most nerve endings in the female body. Basically, it's still clitoral orgasms which are causing the vaginal ones due to said extensive tissue. Honestly, that's really what I read :/

What about the g-spot? I can't get a clitoral orgasm. It turns into pain for whatever reason before I can even get close. I do however get vaginal orgasms every time with absolutely no clitoral stimulation. It's not as common but we off the wall women do exist.

176- Well, I honestly didn't know; but, y'learn something new everyday :D

An even smaller percentage of women have been medically documented as being able orgasm from breast stimulation alone.

Size doesn't matter. It's being insecure and ignorant that makes you suck in bed. Also there's nothing sexy about being butt hurt in the corner. jeeze.

it's the biggest I've ever seen ! i swear! granted I did grow up in Japan ....

Is it bigger than the tentacles?

^ A sign that you're probably watching too much Hentai...

If he isn't THAT big then he should really grow up

Or grow long

I think women would prefer a cigar to a conducting baton (if you get my drift).

Haha well now we know who has a cigar...

he may have a cigar but sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Close but no cigar...

Your answer was honest, truthful, and kind-hearted. His response was immature and stupid. Not every guy is hung like a stallion, and not every girl WANTS a guy so hung. If he ever asks again, tell him he's just barely adequate. That'll teach him that your first answer was much better.

Or she could say "is it in yet?" while they're having sex.

From what I've seen, not every stallion is hung like a stallion, either.

Rule 1: enormous dick would not necessarily fit up average vag.

It's a bit of a rhetorical question. He just wanted op to lie to him for a while and stroke his ego. Insecure people of both sexes do this but with different questions. Me, I have no need to ask silly questions like that, I own a tape measure, I already know all of my body's dimensions.

Amen to that Doc! Average is what's best in my books, and probably most women's. :p also, ask any guy who is hung like a stallion... They get far less sex because most women take one look and go "not gonna fit". They'd wish for average any day.

Thank you, about time I see more people with this opinion.

this is a little personal, but doc is right. my boyfriend is TOO big for me and I don't like feeling bruised and in pain during something that should be pleasurable and special. I'm still trying to find a way to make it not hurt. but OP shouldnt have said anything different. her boyfriend needs to quit trying to masturbate his ego.

Perfect answer Doc, I couldn't agree with you more!

Same rules to apply to men dick sizes when it comes to lying to a woman about jeans making her ass big, "when we all know her ass makes the jeans look big."

That's dumb, on both accounts. Why lie to yourself?

The answer to the jeans question is NOT to lie, the answer is, "oh, yeah, Baby! It looks big!!" ;)

Not the same at all, this guy is the exception rather than the rule, and the questions being asked aren't even in the same ballpark.

Long as it works, he'll be fine.

A guy asking "is my penis big?" is their version of girls asking "do I look fat in this?". There's only one correct answer. And you're in trouble if you answer any other way.

Actually, the correct answers for each question (without getting 'in trouble') are opposites, as in 'yes' for one 'no' for the other and vise versa for the truthful answers.

I'd rather be told if I genuinely looked fat in an outfit, then I'd know not to wear it ._.

No honey, I don't mind if your mother comes lives with us for a month. No, that outfit doesn't make your ass look fat. Every meal you cook is delicious. Of course I love your cat. Porn is so overrated.

This should be published

But without porn scenarios, what will fill this world with stereotypes?!

Win.

That sounds like a no to me, but a point for honesty. No guy will brood about that for very long.

Cute puppy!

..Kill it with two shotguns!! (tobuscus reference )