By Anonymous - 19/5/2017 14:00
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
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By  mt21mt  |  15

Wow, so there are actually people who put their bare ass on a toilet seat... Next time, and always in the future, put a layer of toilet paper on the seat. This way, you will always know if there is toilet paper BEFORE you take a shit, and also, you won't have little drops of someone else's half-dried piss and/or toilet water sticking to your ass cheeks. Unless of course, you're the type of person who would like to rub your bare ass against a bunch of strangers' bare asses- because that is basically what you are doing when you go raw dog on the seat...

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By  mt21mt  |  15

Wow, so there are actually people who put their bare ass on a toilet seat... Next time, and always in the future, put a layer of toilet paper on the seat. This way, you will always know if there is toilet paper BEFORE you take a shit, and also, you won't have little drops of someone else's half-dried piss and/or toilet water sticking to your ass cheeks. Unless of course, you're the type of person who would like to rub your bare ass against a bunch of strangers' bare asses- because that is basically what you are doing when you go raw dog on the seat...