The only paperless acceptable is bank statements.

Wow, so there are actually people who put their bare ass on a toilet seat... Next time, and always in the future, put a layer of toilet paper on the seat. This way, you will always know if there is toilet paper BEFORE you take a shit, and also, you won't have little drops of someone else's half-dried piss and/or toilet water sticking to your ass cheeks. Unless of course, you're the type of person who would like to rub your bare ass against a bunch of strangers' bare asses- because that is basically what you are doing when you go raw dog on the seat...