Health: Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm...

By ksztte - 27/02/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremly selfish person, and that I do not love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a backrub in 2 weeks, sleep too much and have a hormonal problem. Once again, I AM PREGNANT! FML

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By Bedrest Blues - 24/12/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML

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By preggers with probs - 03/09/2018 14:30

Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2021 02:01

Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend is pregnant, grumpy, bad tempered, argumentative, indecisive, violent, vicious, insulting, and dismissive. I mean, she was all those things anyway even before getting pregnant, so really nothing's changed except she has a belly now. I only stick around for the baby. FML

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By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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By Cecilian - 06/03/2021 00:30

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2022 10:00

Today, my baby daddy texted me after months of me being alone and pregnant, asking if we could hang out. I'm on bed rest, and almost due. FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend is sulking because he actually thought two weeks paternity leave was going to be our new baby sleeping 18 hours a day while he played his Xbox, and get paid not to go to work every day. He was wrong, it’s been three days, and he’s exhausted already and whining. FML

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Saturday 27 February 2010 15:59

wow.. new hubby time... Hope you enjoy your bundle of joy

maskedman 9

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:17

If he thinks you are being selfish now, you are going to seem like Hitler once that baby slithers out of your ******.

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BlueTwist89 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:09

o.o soon to be father of my baby...Anyway, FYL.

paul924 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:12

looks like it's time to find a new father for the baby, hopefully the next one went to school and actually LEARNED health

maskedman 9

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:17

If he thinks you are being selfish now, you are going to seem like Hitler once that baby slithers out of your ******.

Zills 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 18:17

lol that wording was perfect.

pitbullmom 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:31

lmao I just about shot soda out of my nose, that's awesome

clxjames 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:21

YDI, give him a freaking back run

TheAbsentOne 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:23

Yes, give him a back run.. Whatever that may be :P

cjsmommy04 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:22

My babies daddy did the same thing. We didn't last long after that.

KandV 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:23

dang! he is the selfish one!

a_peyton 3

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:30

True - maybe you should talk to him about it. Or at least hit him with something.

kristen_lesli 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:23

that's probably how she got prenant in the first place xD

devin13 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:29

you chose to screw him it's your fault

aenemadreamer 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:31

i bet anything your 16 or some sh**

xHabsfanx 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 18:30

Yeah I agree with 33. I bet that poor baby was a mistake and it will grow up to have psycho parents. Poor thing, buy hey maybe you can put it for adoption.