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Thanks for the image, Noor. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go wash my brain with some bleach...

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Noor's comment reminded me of that South Park episode when Cartman invented the ability of eating through your ass and shitting out of your mouth.

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There was also the South Park episode with the hybrid cars where they talk themselves up and shit falls out their mouth.

Could have been worse, could have been somebody else's. But I can't imagine that's not a horrifying experience.

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86, he was upside down -_- as in, the poop would have been above his head. Therefore, by the laws of physics.... Hopefully you can figure out the rest

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Whenever I get scared I always have the sudden urge to shit. I mean the saying 'scared the shit out of me' had to come from somewhere right?

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Use one hand for one thing and the other for another. Bam. Last I checked, it doesn't take two hands to wipe. And besides, you could just put the phone down/away before wiping and retrieve it after washing. Oh and btw, your floor and the money you use are covered in traces of fecal matter. :D

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#74, Then I probably do, too. Butt -- Germs don't care who says it. They stick on you and everything you touch unless you clean up. Consider this: When you have your OWN children, what will you tell them? Do as I say and not as I do?

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This argument about washing after toileting reminds me of the classic Yale v. Harvard joke: A Harvard man and a Yale man are at the urinal. They finish and zip up. The Harvard man proceeds to the sink to wash his hands, while the Yale man immediately makes for the exit. The Harvard man says, "At Harvard they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate." The Yale man replies, "At Yale they teach us not to piss on our hands."

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If I learned one this from this post, it's that there are a lot of people that use this app as the new angry birds of the porcelain throne.

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All I could think of was him as a shitcicle with little drops falling off his back into the ppl below.

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Soon there will be another fml like this: Today I was at my local amusement park having a good time, then someone's shit just landed on me. FML

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