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  kittycat1597  |  10

Haven't seen you in awhile noor, or I haven been looking that hard.

  outoftown  |  26

#34, Why is this getting thumbed down?

This is basic toilet hygiene: If it's in your hand, sanitize it, flush it, or toss it.

Phones (like hands) don't clean themselves.

  saksxalmo  |  20

Use one hand for one thing and the other for another. Bam. Last I checked, it doesn't take two hands to wipe. And besides, you could just put the phone down/away before wiping and retrieve it after washing.
Oh and btw, your floor and the money you use are covered in traces of fecal matter. :D

  outoftown  |  26

#74, Then I probably do, too. Butt --

Germs don't care who says it. They stick on you and everything you touch unless you clean up.
Consider this: When you have your OWN children, what will you tell them? Do as I say and not as I do?

  evilplatypus  |  38

This argument about washing after toileting reminds me of the classic Yale v. Harvard joke:

A Harvard man and a Yale man are at the urinal. They finish and zip up. The Harvard man proceeds to the sink to wash his hands, while the Yale man immediately makes for the exit.
The Harvard man says, "At Harvard they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate."
The Yale man replies, "At Yale they teach us not to piss on our hands."