Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
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fotomiep
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What cheap romance novel did you think you were in?
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laurenhem
| 26
The fuck did I just read
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laurenhem
| 26
The fuck did I just read
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ForwardUn2Dawn
| 18
Fifty Shades of Finals
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momof3honeybee
| 13
Top ten tips to fail a class.
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cocoshake
| 16
I just spat out my drink #12
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zyero
| 9
Your comment made this all the more epic
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laden_swallow09
| 34
The start to a porno.
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NonoMeow
| 18
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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NonoMeow
| 18
Sarcasm? No?
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pooldude
| 24
Yah sleeping with them to pass courses is even better!
*sarcasm*
*sarcasm*
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JustinJK
| 21
I've led profs on before for better grades. *shrug*
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Soloman212
| 28
Justin, unfortunately you have a smaller demographic to appeal to.
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krazayman
| 18
lol this whole comment section is terrible
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PsychicBulwark
| 4
lol yeah, I'm just like ... wow losers packin it in here
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muzy
| 23
I like chicken wraps.
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JustinJK
| 21
Soloman. Actually desperate middle aged women are pretty easy to lead on.
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EdenZombies
| 9
Wow. pepul r dumbbbzzz.
They probably won't get that either.
They probably won't get that either.
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fotomiep
| 7
What cheap romance novel did you think you were in?
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MRSwick2525
| 23
Bahahahahaha!!!! #3 I'm not sure why but I laughed pretty loud when I read this!! And I agree with it. I thought I was reading a Lifetime Movie description when I read OP's post!!!
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beeneatenalive
| 12
It was on pornhub
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onlychildFTW
| 33
It sounds like your typical porno except the professor isn't the creepy one in this one. Haha.
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slingerslasher
| 24
Still not as good as pizza guy porn.
"Hey, my extra-large sausage pizza can't fit through your door... can I bring it in through the back?"
"Hey, my extra-large sausage pizza can't fit through your door... can I bring it in through the back?"
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muah97
| 12
You expected sex?
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Chadica
| 17
Not everything is a porno, just saying...
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slingerslasher
| 24
you mean when the pizza guy arrives im NOT supposed to have wild sex with him as I smear the pizza all over our naked bodies?
damn i've been doing it all wrong
damn i've been doing it all wrong
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tournamentdecide
| 33
I think you may have a pizza man fetish, 109
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slingerslasher
| 24
No!!
...ok fine
...ok fine
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YodaMyNameIs
| 15
This is the weirdest FML I've read in a while.
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writerchic85
| 25
Crush or not, it is academically immoral on the parts of both you and your professor to hand out grades for sex favors.
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uncle_ssaamm
| 12
nice.. now it sounds like prostitution lmao
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KaidensCrow
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it kind of is prostitution. trading sexual favors for something of value.
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countryguy91290
| 16
OP you just made my morning lmao.
you thought either a date or sex would be what he asked you haha. nope but sorry you got crushed.
you thought either a date or sex would be what he asked you haha. nope but sorry you got crushed.
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koganti
| 18
YDI
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CommentKing207
| 23
Wait isn't it illegal to date with a teacher/professor? If you're still a minor it's illegal but if you're like 22 or something like that it's just straight wrong anyways...
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pooldude
| 24
i think she is in college, so she is above the age of consent. it is not illegal according to the law but in some colleges its against the rules. Varies from place to place
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heyLaddieHey
| 18
I think the professor risks their job having sex with a student who is in their class. However, if an adult college student is sleeping with an adult professor who isn't in charge of their grades I doubt anything can be done.
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Psycho_Babydoll
| 26
But either way isn't it still pretty unethical? (Having said that I've never been to college, so what do I know)
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KaidensCrow
| 18
in America it doesn't matter if the professor is in charge of your grades or not. they are risking their teaching licence not just their job to do anything with a student. that's if they are legal age to consent. otherwise it's statutory rape and they will go to prison and have to register as a sex offender for the rest of their lives. and they will lose their teaching licence. I don't know about other countries.