By eyeamcool - 17/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 440
You deserved it 2 693

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Passengers? What passengers? Oh, you mean the children you were abducting...

One day, #8 will learn when to end a joke, and #9 will learn how to spot one.

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Passengers? What passengers? Oh, you mean the children you were abducting...

Haha, that must have been creepy for all of you. Wouldn't know how I would feel if I were convinced of having a child abductor right next to me.

well you shouldn't have abused those children then

The FML says child abductor, not child abuser.

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can't you guys read? It says SIMILAR, not that he is the one.

REEEEAAAAALLLLLYYYYY?!?!?

One day, #8 will learn when to end a joke, and #9 will learn how to spot one.

And one day #10 will get an award for that comment.

He has one, sort of. He is currently one of the top comments.

...Well... Did ya do it?

lol to #10 and #11.