FML : Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description...

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Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By eyeamcool - / Friday 17 April 2009 04:11 / United States

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By AWESOM_E | 0

#118912 - Friday 17 April 2009 12:06

Passengers? What passengers?

Oh, you mean the children you were abducting...

By mudkipsan | 19

#119010 - Friday 17 April 2009 13:18

One day, #8 will learn when to end a joke, and #9 will learn how to spot one.

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By AWESOM_E | 0

#118912 - Friday 17 April 2009 12:06

Passengers? What passengers?

Oh, you mean the children you were abducting...

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rawrlily | 0

#1046002 - Sunday 27 June 2010 15:21

lol

By JBiz_fml | 0

#118914 - Friday 17 April 2009 12:06

That sucks :(

By Indiana_fml | 4

#118928 - Friday 17 April 2009 12:20

Haha, that must have been creepy for all of you. Wouldn't know how I would feel if I were convinced of having a child abductor right next to me.

By 1Tsk | 0

#118962 - Friday 17 April 2009 12:43

well you shouldn't have abused those children then

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ddlovatolover | 23

#6078948 - Thursday 2 October 2014 4:06

The FML says child abductor, not child abuser.

By imadonkeymoo | 0

#118991 - Friday 17 April 2009 13:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By boer | 0

#119005 - Friday 17 April 2009 13:17

can't you guys read? It says SIMILAR, not that he is the one.

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lolfood | 24

#5940677 - Saturday 10 May 2014 17:47

REEEEAAAAALLLLLYYYYY?!?!?

By mudkipsan | 19

#119010 - Friday 17 April 2009 13:18

One day, #8 will learn when to end a joke, and #9 will learn how to spot one.

By ZombieKnickers_fml | 8

#119017 - Friday 17 April 2009 13:23

And one day #10 will get an award for that comment.

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tigerlover39 | 9

#5395465 - Wednesday 6 March 2013 22:46

True

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deathhill3 | 40

#5412915 - Wednesday 20 March 2013 14:25

He has one, sort of. He is currently one of the top comments.

By PonTiFeX | 0

#119019 - Friday 17 April 2009 13:25

...Well... Did ya do it?

By Eresbel | 0

#119031 - Friday 17 April 2009 13:35

lol to #10 and #11.

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