Transportation: Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child... - FML

By eyeamcool - 17/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML

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Friday 17 April 2009 12:06

Passengers? What passengers? Oh, you mean the children you were abducting...

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Friday 17 April 2009 13:18

One day, #8 will learn when to end a joke, and #9 will learn how to spot one.

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Friday 17 April 2009 12:06

Passengers? What passengers? Oh, you mean the children you were abducting...

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Sunday 27 June 2010 15:21

lol

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Friday 17 April 2009 12:06

That sucks :(

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Friday 17 April 2009 12:20

Haha, that must have been creepy for all of you. Wouldn't know how I would feel if I were convinced of having a child abductor right next to me.

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Friday 17 April 2009 12:43

well you shouldn't have abused those children then

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Thursday 2 October 2014 4:06

The FML says child abductor, not child abuser.

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Friday 17 April 2009 13:10

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Friday 17 April 2009 13:17

can't you guys read? It says SIMILAR, not that he is the one.

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Saturday 10 May 2014 17:47

REEEEAAAAALLLLLYYYYY?!?!?

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Friday 17 April 2009 13:18

One day, #8 will learn when to end a joke, and #9 will learn how to spot one.

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Friday 17 April 2009 13:23

And one day #10 will get an award for that comment.

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Wednesday 6 March 2013 22:46

True

deathhill3 40

Wednesday 20 March 2013 14:25

He has one, sort of. He is currently one of the top comments.

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Friday 17 April 2009 13:25

...Well... Did ya do it?

Eresbel 0

Friday 17 April 2009 13:35

lol to #10 and #11.

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