op open your window and yell y'all dang children done woke up the whole neighborhood gosh darn it!!!!!

cos that won't sound weird especially since op is from the uk

I love how OP said "rudimentary knob" lol

jolly good chap, I would be quite entertained by this rudimentary activity, I shall join you and your blokes shortly after my daily earl gray tea and raisin biscuits

only part of this FML that stood out was "CUNT FLAPS" and then I laughed my ass off

At 14 what does your avatars interestingly placed caption? :P and man that sucks OP i'd get out ASAP

What are u waiting for the dicks won't spray paint themselves!!

lol, yeah you know what they say if you can't beat em' join em' !

I don't care how you approach the situation as long as before you're done, you say "guvnah". But if you need advice on what to do, I suggest screaming out "you're both rudimentary knobs!" and proceeding to close your window and go back to sleep.

I would of joined, maybe call one of the moms a CUNT FLAP. But that's just me.

34 - just so's ya knows a biscuit is the same as a cookie. A raisin scone is what you would have with a cup of tea. Scones are damned good too. Crumpets are amazing. Now I'm hungry. Bloody hell.

66- they do in Russia.

96 - kids don't just have this problem...I sometimes draw them too :/

18 that's the point 61 it's says there is a dog driving the car

ha ha, this was on a RWJ video KEEP ON TROLLING :)

exactly what is the problem

Don't feel too bad. It took me a moment to realize that "knob" means "penis" in this FML. The OP is from the United Kingdom.

Brits, being the inbred people they typically are, have tiny dicks and stretched vaginas. or no?

Don't worry, I didn't either.

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Great! now I feel like a perv because I knew right away what a rudimentary knob was!(:

I think it was the close vicinity of the words "knob" and "door" that momentarily confused my brain.

oh wow. I didn't realize that. I thought op meant a real door knob. man I'm silly.

Knob I get. I'm trying to figure out what kind of insult a "cunt flap" is supposed to be. That seems to me to be along the same lines as calling someone an ass cheek or the patch of grass some dog crap landed on. Its not a good thing for sure, but I wouldn't rate it as being the most logical of insults.

Thanks! Now it finally makes sense, I was so confused before about why there was a knob involved.

how is this an f YOUR life? this is funny.

Somebody watches raywilliamjohnson

Haha, I agree.

Scoff

well that's a little rude

judgmental much?

You're sad and alone, aren't you?

8- Maybe she has nothing going on today. Maybe she's feeling lazy. You're insinuating that she's a "Depressed loser" for not getting out of bed? Jesus, during weekends and schoolbreaks, the only reason I get out of bed is to go to sports. Does this mean I'm a "depressed loser"?

you sound like fun

and you sound like a creep

and you sound like a person calling someone a creep.

And I sound like a combo breaker...

what a n00b

Why did you have to fuck it up?!?!

did we honesly need to know that you laughed