FML : Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street about...

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Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:05 / United Kingdom

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By Lauren10102 | 3

#2980961 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 06:57

So, what are you waiting for! Go join them!!!

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#2981095 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:07

or, you know, you just happen to be denser than a brick of osmium and your brain lacks the ability to properly process words longer than two letters in length.

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By Lauren10102 | 3

#2980961 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 06:57

So, what are you waiting for! Go join them!!!

MrFlintstone | 5

#2981050 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:03

op open your window and yell y'all dang children done woke up the whole neighborhood gosh darn it!!!!!

ILOLatmockdaweek | 0

#2981069 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:04

cos that won't sound weird especially since op is from the uk

Trupe | 3

#2981078 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:05

I love how OP said "rudimentary knob" lol

dolphincheddar | 10

#2981139 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:14

jolly good chap, I would be quite entertained by this rudimentary activity, I shall join you and your blokes shortly after my daily earl gray tea and raisin biscuits

imthatguythatdid | 0

#2981261 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:29

only part of this FML that stood out was "CUNT FLAPS" and then I laughed my ass off

trickster873 | 5

#2981400 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:49

At 14 what does your avatars interestingly placed caption? :P and man that sucks OP i'd get out ASAP

freshV43 | 0

#2981453 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 08:02

What are u waiting for the dicks won't spray paint themselves!!

gurpreet | 5

#2981543 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 08:23

lol, yeah you know what they say if you can't beat em' join em' !

juicedboi | 7

#2981572 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 08:28

I don't care how you approach the situation as long as before you're done, you say "guvnah". But if you need advice on what to do, I suggest screaming out "you're both rudimentary knobs!" and proceeding to close your window and go back to sleep.

TheRealPeter | 6

#2982019 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:33

I would of joined, maybe call one of the moms a CUNT FLAP. But that's just me.

scrapmetal58 | 9

#2983367 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 03:53

34 - just so's ya knows a biscuit is the same as a cookie. A raisin scone is what you would have with a cup of tea. Scones are damned good too. Crumpets are amazing. Now I'm hungry. Bloody hell.

prince122 | 0

#2983687 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 05:33

66- they do in Russia.

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2984113 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 07:47

96 - kids don't just have this problem...I sometimes draw them too :/

MrFlintstone | 5

#2984200 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 08:19

18 that's the point 61 it's says there is a dog driving the car

RastaMan9 | 8

#2984266 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 09:15

ha ha, this was on a RWJ video KEEP ON TROLLING :)

By Philliesfan9391 | 3

#2980962 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 06:57

So, what's the problem?

savanh_fml | 0

#2981238 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:26

exactly what is the problem

By Crash_1524 | 0

#2980964 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 06:57

I don't get it.

goshpeople | 4

#2981137 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:13

Don't feel too bad. It took me a moment to realize that "knob" means "penis" in this FML. The OP is from the United Kingdom.

schaflava | 0

#2981220 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:23

Brits, being the inbred people they typically are, have tiny dicks and stretched vaginas. or no?

bellakaykid | 6

#2981314 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:37

Don't worry, I didn't either.

lilwaynerockz_fml | 12

#2981430 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:57

Comment moderated.

sourgirl101 | 21

#2981462 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 08:03

Great! now I feel like a perv because I knew right away what a rudimentary knob was!(:

goshpeople | 4

#2982106 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:53

I think it was the close vicinity of the words "knob" and "door" that momentarily confused my brain.

jackien1 | 6

#2982774 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 12:56

oh wow. I didn't realize that. I thought op meant a real door knob. man I'm silly.

SGT_DBL | 15

#2983961 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 06:47

Knob I get. I'm trying to figure out what kind of insult a "cunt flap" is supposed to be. That seems to me to be along the same lines as calling someone an ass cheek or the patch of grass some dog crap landed on. Its not a good thing for sure, but I wouldn't rate it as being the most logical of insults.

Vegangeekgirl | 2

#2984826 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 06:37

Thanks! Now it finally makes sense, I was so confused before about why there was a knob involved.

By ImaCanuck | 0

#2980971 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 06:57

well, I guess you need to get a hobby.

rainbowfailure | 2

#2983263 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 03:19

how is this an f YOUR life? this is funny.

HelloNoora1 | 0

#2983953 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 06:46

Somebody watches raywilliamjohnson

Nashiq | 8

#2987588 - Thursday 28 July 2011 05:41

Haha, I agree.

By rayrayray23 | 1

#2980976 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 06:57

that's harsh dude:/

By kaylarosevear_ | 2

#2980984 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 06:58

I don't quite see how your life is fucked from this..

By chimcharx3 | 15

#2980985 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 06:58

trololololol

Black_Letter | 19

#2981111 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:09

Scoff

By okiidokii_fml | 6

#2980989 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 06:58

the point is she has no reason to get up in the morning because she a depressed loser

daysgoby902 | 6

#2981373 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:45

well that's a little rude

allenye818 | 2

#2981608 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 08:38

judgmental much?

PunkkRockk | 7

#2984157 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 08:04

You're sad and alone, aren't you?

Hockeyboy4280 | 18

#2984252 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 09:06

8- Maybe she has nothing going on today. Maybe she's feeling lazy. You're insinuating that she's a "Depressed loser" for not getting out of bed? Jesus, during weekends and schoolbreaks, the only reason I get out of bed is to go to sports. Does this mean I'm a "depressed loser"?