It's gonna be pretty hard now. Before, it was quite soft, or /should I say, flaccid?/ Baa- dum. Tss~

Do you work for the Yankees ?

I know the times are tough but still, masturbating on the job is like getting paid to touch yourself.

Sign of the times.

Not anymore... :-

The office I work at puts up signs like that just to mess with the new guys/girls. There was one about masturbation too.

Do that that* lol

That's a stiff penalty :D

Save it for the break room!

Who's your favorite Little Rascal? Is it Alfalfa? Or is it SPANKY?

Cum on, it can't get any worse, can it?

The people that caused that sign are a bunch of whack jobs.

if you don't usually ********** at work, does that mean you sometimes do?

The question is, how did they find out?

People i guess ********** at their desks. So theres a sign if you didnt understand the FML

Oh, I'm sorry, did you not get the clearly explained FML that everyone else seems to have understood?

He needs the abridged version.

WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM? What? WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF. THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT? What? I- SAY IT AGAIN. SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU ************ SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAM TIME!

95, shut the **** up.

Wow you all fail for not getting the Pulp Fiction reference.

You people who commented on his are twats his saying what? In disbelief not because he doesn't understand

WHY U DELETE MY AWESOME PULP FICTION REFERENCE!?

116 ...What?

No, I believe this is one of those times where people who think they're going to have first comment rush to write something completely not needed or dumb. Alas, #1 beat him to it

But why would he be masturbating at his desk anyway? He's being paid to work, not jack off.

The plot twist: their job is editing **** movies

Make no mistake... by the 8th time of the work day, masturbating can be WORK.

I find it odd that he said he "usually" doesn't, damn.

Actually he says not because he usually does it.

And I feel bad for the janitor that cleans the floors...

Apparently, the director of KONY 2012 had enough time to pull out his wiener while on the clock :p haha

Every job. How long do you think it takes?

Honestly, I don't even know how they find the time to do that. On the other hand, I was at the cinema and I saw a sign that said "no taxidermy." No, I'm not ******** you. People do things they shouldn't be doing in public everywhere.

Agreed that is something private that should be done at private times.

Next time your stopped at a red light, look around at some of the people in their cars, you'll be surprised.

Me...

I guess that's why you are the head master.

Why would people do that at work?

You make them? Like put in some word art, put in a picture of a water gun squirting. Then print it out.

You really just ******* asked that?

Blondes. Smh.

I can not believe I have to actually say this: THEY MADE ONE. Wow. O.o

#67 it does show here but that's mean. I'm sure she's a very nice and pretty girl

What a blondie question!

Hey, it could have been a woman too :/

I don't think masturbating would be referred to as 'whacking off' if it was a girl.

^ No, but Op never said the signs were put up because He was masturbating at work. I suspect there are both males and females in his office setting (safe to presume anyways), and the signs were for everyone collectively. His use of the words "whack off" was only in reference to himself not participating.

Unless she bought her little pink lady finger to work... And everyone just thought that noise was an electric pencil sharpener...

7 - A man can damned well wait until he gets home for hell's sake! Some things you just don't need to walk in on during the work day.

Yeah it could have been a women, a womens got to do what a women's got to do

Then people will just go on **** sites with their phones.

Or just use their brains and imagine, or has that gone the way of the Betamax, too?

Its impossible to block all the **** sites. Theres an infinite supply

No one said it wasn't an entertaining world...

47 ~ You're right: No one ever said that. It really is an entertaining place we live in... But nothing's perfect. Our world is far from it.

No actually having sex with someone else in the stationary cupboard is.