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The office I work at puts up signs like that just to mess with the new guys/girls. There was one about masturbation too.

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WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM? What? WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF. THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT? What? I- SAY IT AGAIN. SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAM TIME!

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You people who commented on his are twats his saying what? In disbelief not because he doesn't understand

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No, I believe this is one of those times where people who think they're going to have first comment rush to write something completely not needed or dumb. Alas, #1 beat him to it

Thats quite disappointing. On a second thought, what kind of office is there where employees have time to pull the wiener? /Just you wait, soon there'll be a sign that says "No More Sexy Times in the Copy Room"./

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Honestly, I don't even know how they find the time to do that. On the other hand, I was at the cinema and I saw a sign that said "no taxidermy." No, I'm not shitting you. People do things they shouldn't be doing in public everywhere.

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^ No, but Op never said the signs were put up because He was masturbating at work. I suspect there are both males and females in his office setting (safe to presume anyways), and the signs were for everyone collectively. His use of the words "whack off" was only in reference to himself not participating.

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Unless she bought her little pink lady finger to work... And everyone just thought that noise was an electric pencil sharpener...

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7 - A man can damned well wait until he gets home for hell's sake! Some things you just don't need to walk in on during the work day.

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47 ~ You're right: No one ever said that. It really is an entertaining place we live in... But nothing's perfect. Our world is far from it.

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