By peachykeen - 15/02/2016 01:05 - United States - Savannah

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Today, the most action I had on Valentine's day was a homeless guy pulling his dick out at me as I walked home from work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 940
You deserved it 1 907

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More than I got.

I guess he was trying to get some action on Valentine's Day too.

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More than I got.

Maybe he meant the homeless guy was more charming than him and therefore gets more sex.

I think you read this wrong too #20

What more were you expecting from him? Come on he's homeless for God's sake. He did what he could OP.

Better than nothing!

I guess he was trying to get some action on Valentine's Day too.

well at least it was something.

sound like a great end to valentines day

A master of suspense!!

Ah, dammit, you edited your comment

So next year it'll be two homeless guys?

You sad because his was bigger?

At least he didn't accidentally hit you with some Valentine souvenir as you walked past to remember him by.