FML : Today, the most action I had on Valentine's day was a homeless guy pulling his dick out at me as I walked home from work. FML

Today, the most action I had on Valentine's day was a homeless guy pulling his dick out at me as I walked home from work. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By peachykeen / Monday 15 February 2016 01:05 / United States - Savannah

Intimacy

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By Talis99 | 26

#6537349 - Monday 15 February 2016 12:18

More than I got.

By whatarethisss | 22

#6537353 - Monday 15 February 2016 12:19

I guess he was trying to get some action on Valentine's Day too.

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By Talis99 | 26

#6537349 - Monday 15 February 2016 12:18

More than I got.

ColonelCusswords | 24

#6537377 - Monday 15 February 2016 12:42

Length or girth

Dale_shackleford | 13

#6537485 - Monday 15 February 2016 15:45

Maybe he meant the homeless guy was more charming than him and therefore gets more sex.

coops456 | 14

#6537502 - Monday 15 February 2016 16:10

I think you read this wrong too #20

Mahtari | 19

#6537510 - Monday 15 February 2016 16:28

Same

By Cadillac_kid_15 | 27

#6537350 - Monday 15 February 2016 12:18

Brain bleach

Ms_ValS | 27

#6537939 - Tuesday 16 February 2016 2:18

What more were you expecting from him? Come on he's homeless for God's sake. He did what he could OP.

By tintarroja | 29

#6537351 - Monday 15 February 2016 12:19

Better than nothing!

By whatarethisss | 22

#6537353 - Monday 15 February 2016 12:19

I guess he was trying to get some action on Valentine's Day too.

By JZY1989 | 23

#6537362 - Monday 15 February 2016 12:27

well at least it was something.

By A07 | 48

#6537365 - Monday 15 February 2016 12:30

sound like a great end to valentines day

fsomelife | 26

#6537366 - Monday 15 February 2016 12:32

A master of suspense!!

fsomelife | 26

#6537368 - Monday 15 February 2016 12:35

Ah, dammit, you edited your comment

By A07 | 48

#6537369 - Monday 15 February 2016 12:36

So next year it'll be two homeless guys?

By pandemonium307 | 10

#6537372 - Monday 15 February 2016 12:37

You sad because his was bigger?

By snarkytruth | 37

#6537375 - Monday 15 February 2016 12:39

At least he didn't accidentally hit you with some Valentine souvenir as you walked past to remember him by.

By ColonelCusswords | 24

#6537376 - Monday 15 February 2016 12:40

How romantic

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