Today, the man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML
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volley4eva1698
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birds are so ungrateful these days
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ritbbehindu
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those are some angry birds
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LolAtYourFail
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Hahanorknyardyha bork bork borkchops.
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bennetts211
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You couldn't politely tell him that there were signs instructing him not to feed the birds?
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chlorinegreen
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this is actually kinda funny. birds scare me. I would of ran. FYL op
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volley4eva1698
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lolatyourfail, I lol at your fail sir. so desperate to get the first comment...
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chlorinegreen
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Hey.. Some birds get big and the bigger they get they just seem to get more aggressive. I always give them breathing room. It also helps by giving me a couple of seconds for head start if I have to run. I'm so glad I don't live near a ostridge farm. **Shivers**
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ChickenInMyKitch
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is nobody else wondering what the hell #1 just said.....
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mcxhunni
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i agree with 1
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bennetts211
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Oh, sideways Nicki Minaj, your comments are always so witty, and in this case, completely correct. Still can not take you seriously, though :p. Perhaps if you rotated it, slightly?
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Elenachka
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37- blame Hitchcock and the eye pecking scene.
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ihaterats
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a bushy pussy. cat
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ChickenInMyKitch
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or maybe I should just change. my username to "SidewaysNickiMinaj"
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DKParth13
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was it red, yellow, or blue??
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JesusFishTaco
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37-Don't you mean scaredy cat? ba dum tsss
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thtsuxs
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op how was the guy feeding birds if he ran outta food??? and sideways nicki u asked for the people who aren't wondering...u should have used anybody
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fatguy805
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birds scare me too:/ it's their eyes they're kinda creepy lookin haha.
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RandomPotato
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Birds are vicious. My cousin's friend was trying to feed some at McDonald's, but he accidentally dropped all the food on one. the rest of the seagulls pecked it to death...
84- Your cat looks exactly the same as mine... It's sort of freaky...
84- Your cat looks exactly the same as mine... It's sort of freaky...
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EmperorPsycho
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I have a bird living in my garage. Personally, I'm not scared f it, I'll open the garage door to let it outside occasionally, but my older sister is deathly afraid of it, and she will refuse to go outside unless she is sure it's gone.
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LolAtYourFail
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okay, who the hell changed my post to something that stupid?
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LolAtYourFail
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okay, why the hell would you qu33rbos thumb me down, that shit was hilarious
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OwN3d3d
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hi
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Bobissmall
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Probably Sirin. She likes a good laugh changing posts. Either way, it was a mod so don't argue.
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scarletdragonfly
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Large birds like ostriches scare the living shit outta me. A peacock came up to me at the zoo because he wanted my sandwich, and I ran away shrieking.
104 - why, that also looks like my cat! How peculiar.
104 - why, that also looks like my cat! How peculiar.
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scarletdragonfly
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ahem *107
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LolAtYourFail
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Haha
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turkishjew
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number 1
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gan4sula
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you wish haha
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volley4eva1698
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I love how this comment got moderated in like a minute..#3. you fail sir
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eminemchick
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what did it say?
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volley4eva1698
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birds are so ungrateful these days
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bennetts211
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Which is whey they should all "take their asses back to their trees and shut the fuck up."
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dark_path
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that is why they made angry birds application for this matter!
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princessbits
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lol Kingsley
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Bakayarou_fml
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I don't like tweetie bird either, that dumb bitch!
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CryMoreFMLs
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Oh god its kerrigan.
Hide yo civilians, hide yo marines and hide yo firebats, cause shes killin errbody out here.
Hide yo civilians, hide yo marines and hide yo firebats, cause shes killin errbody out here.
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lilwaynerockz_fml
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exactly how swine flu started... damn illiterate bird feeders...
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lilwaynerockz_fml
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lol that made no sense sorry
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Bobissmall
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People who do that piss me off. There's a reason the signs are there, think of the other people...
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marix54888
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Well why don't you use your common sense (since they aren't) and ask them to stop.
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Bobissmall
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You're not thinking deep enough... months of people feeding these birds makes them associate humans with food... then i arrive, and suddenly the birds flock me.
Now unless you have a time machine...
Now unless you have a time machine...
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ZoZo17_fml
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birds just don't know how to say "please"
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ritbbehindu
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those are some angry birds
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hannahtaskey
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win
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Phase
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"I see wat u did thar."
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MrSassypants
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65 you were going crazy correcting people on euros and can't even spell properly?
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BooGhosted
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It looks like a quote to me actually.
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Bobissmall
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Yup, the fact it is a meme and there are quote marks makes it all OK in my book.
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ciarafox9
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and people make fun of my fear of birds..
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hiyourcute
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Dude, those things are super scary!
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ciarafox9
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damn right they are!
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MrSassypants
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9 people always make fun of fears. People make fun of my fear of goldfish. I was attacked by one but it wasn't even the animal goldfish it was the snack. They say "The snack that smile back! Goldfish!" That wasn't a happy snack, it was angry as fuck and attacked me!
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MzCherry29
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Lmfao @ Mr Snappypants!!!
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MzCherry29
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meant sassy!!
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bitchslapped22
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34, is your name Mr. Sassypants or Mrs. Assypants? Just wondering.
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HelloNoora1
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90- Mr. Sassypants he's a male
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bitchslapped22
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Thanks, ma'am
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999pun999
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what was he feeding them?
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ciarafox9
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cocaine
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roxiesugarsizzle
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I'm afraid of birds too
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fatguy805
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tha same thing they fed the bird in scary movie 2 :D haha jus sayin
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smurfsarwales
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they were probably the bird form of chuck norris
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kialuvsyoo
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Bacon, or good ol' KFC
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kiaralove53
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Wow people these days... can't follow the rules when they are in front of them.
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kiaralove53
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Not the OP, the man.
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UnfOrg1ven
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I know.