Today, the maintenance man for my building fixed my leaky sink. As he headed out the door, I said, "Thanks, Gus!" He turned around and said matter-of-factly, "My name is Eli." I've been addressing him as "Gus" for the past year and a half. FML
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extremereviews
| 26
Why didn't he correct you the very first time you got it wrong?
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RichardPencil
| 27
Start crying and say your beloved uncle who died was named Gus and he reminds you a lot of him.
He'll fell so sorry for you, he'll forget you're a dolt.
He'll fell so sorry for you, he'll forget you're a dolt.
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chantelle9294
| 19
I guess you always thought he looked more like a Gus than an Eli
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CSSDimian
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I know it's surprising, but not Every maintenance guy is named Gus. You know how stereotypes work, there are always exceptions to the rule.
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CSSDimian
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I know it's surprising, but not Every maintenance guy is named Gus. You know how stereotypes work, there are always exceptions to the rule.
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Dreamer5393
| 21
I had a friend who's name was William but I always forgot and called him Ben because to me he looked like a Ben so one day I finally explained it to him and he admitted he actually liked it. From then on his name was Ben for me.
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EmperorPalpatine
| 19
Don't worry, I work with thousands of stormtroopers everyday for years, and I still don't know their names. Not even the one that makes my coffee.
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ashilyy24
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I'm just commenting for the bear gif.
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michellemoyah
| 17
EYYYYYY DANIEL
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MartianTom
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Seems I've finally tied you on the "FMLs we've gotten published" stat ?
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MartianTom
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Update: FML doesn't fw emojis. Pretend that question mark was a ;P, svp ^_^
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Manual_Manoosy
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My name really is Gus, I was just f-ing with you.
He'll fell so sorry for you, he'll forget you're a dolt.