Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML
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rhaemese
| 9
well looks like you won't need that app anymore..
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zingline89
| 18
I suggest downloading an app that makes the noises of a naughty, horny woman
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rhaemese
| 9
well looks like you won't need that app anymore..
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stephan18
| 23
Yea, he should get the app with girl noises and cross his fingers, or boy, if its a girl..
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liamresener
| 3
16-What the hell are you trying to say?
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zingline89
| 18
16 - clever how you posted what I said 5 minutes after I did but threadjacked the first comment
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Lollipoperf
| 7
I think 16 Is trying to say the noises will attract people. Boy noises attracting girls and girl noises attracting boys.
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JustDerpin
| 11
OP should leave a bad review for the app. That'll show them!
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DooleyFTW
| 17
I know this is threadjacking but can anyone clarify if there are even crickets in Ireland? I lived there for 18 years and didnt see or hear one even once. As far as I knew it was the wrong climate for them and the closest thing we have is grasshoppers.
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_Oblivion_
| 12
Dude they're everywhere in Nj (U.S). Lift up a gutter drainage thing and you find like 10. Wish there were more preying mantices to feed them too though, love feeding those things
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Gregory607
| 1
Stop attacking 23 and read the time on comment 11 and 16
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CanWeMicrowaveIt
| 11
Well, if the water turns into blood, I would start confessing xD.
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larouche362
| 10
Finally a good comment from a girl!
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rhaemese
| 9
141 well... I'm.. Flattered?
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zack11742
| 7
Isn't that what you wanted?
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fallingstarsxox
| 8
Well now u have the real thing :)
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Feared
| 9
I have a friend who downloaded a porn app. I think he's still waiting for the real thing to show up.
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mystashisgone
| 6
Ur comment totally made my day! If we all got what we Downloaded on a app in real life I think we would have more problems that we knew what to do with. But I like ur style!
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Problems...?
A dearth of bacon because the porcine population has been decimated by cardinals?
A dearth of bacon because the porcine population has been decimated by cardinals?
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ohwellwhyme
| 2
Lucky you...
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deBlobX
| 12
I'm sure that's why he posted it, because he's 'lucky'...
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outstandtacular
| 11
Why would you get an app that makes cricket noises?
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rhaemese
| 9
possibly to help them sleep?
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JustDerpin
| 11
Maybe when somebody uses the pun "That's a shitty situation" on FML, he uses it. :D
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Carli_M
| 8
Well now u won't need the app!!
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kimmi41509
| 10
I have that app too..it really does help promote sleep.
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purpledrizzle
| 5
I find cricket sounds extremely annoying so I fail to see why you would download the app lol. But then again, I do have plenty of useless apps just for the heck of it.
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WearingHats
| 14
I find you extremely annoying.
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zandalee
| 19
37 - did someone put on a grumpy hat today?
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purpledrizzle
| 5
Well maybe you can find me a hat to wear to fix it.
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WearingHats
| 14
I lost my tolerance hat...
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zandalee
| 19
Well it is so nearly the weekend, put your party hat on and do the Macarena!!!
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WearingHats
| 14
You've shown me the way.
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brackaman
| 18
Did you 5 star rate the app? The way I see it it went above and beyond the call of duty.
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dude1122332
| 9
Now you can delete that app and get a new one! Win win.
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zingline89
| 18
I suggest downloading an app that makes the noises of a naughty, horny woman
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botanistjessica
| 24
OP's name is Gurl. Perhaps she isn't into naughty horny women.
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JustDerpin
| 11
She could be a lesbian, or bisexual.
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TheDrifter
| 23
Gurl is slang for a tstv male here, it might be there too.
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Silent_Thrill
| 17
#35- That's very true. Gurl is slang for a transsexual, but only people who are trans and/or into trannies usually know that!
Looks like our secret is out, buddy...
Looks like our secret is out, buddy...
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mrsquiggles6900
| 5
68- I just killed your dreams.. Sorry
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RabidBunny
| 10
Just imagine what else you could attract! I say download more apps :D
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zandalee
| 19
...tumbleweed rolls slowly down middle of road...
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SenselessPattern
| 12
*Grabs harmonica and plays the western standoff theme*