By Gurl - 07/09/2012 22:32 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML
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rhaemese 9
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well looks like you won't need that app anymore..

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zingline89 18

I suggest downloading an app that makes the noises of a naughty, horny woman

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rhaemese 9
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well looks like you won't need that app anymore..

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stephan18 23
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Yea, he should get the app with girl noises and cross his fingers, or boy, if its a girl..

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liamresener 3
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16-What the hell are you trying to say?

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zingline89 18

16 - clever how you posted what I said 5 minutes after I did but threadjacked the first comment

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Lollipoperf 7

I think 16 Is trying to say the noises will attract people. Boy noises attracting girls and girl noises attracting boys.

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JustDerpin 11

OP should leave a bad review for the app. That'll show them!

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DooleyFTW 17
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I know this is threadjacking but can anyone clarify if there are even crickets in Ireland? I lived there for 18 years and didnt see or hear one even once. As far as I knew it was the wrong climate for them and the closest thing we have is grasshoppers.

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_Oblivion_ 12
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Dude they're everywhere in Nj (U.S). Lift up a gutter drainage thing and you find like 10. Wish there were more preying mantices to feed them too though, love feeding those things

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Gregory607 1
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Stop attacking 23 and read the time on comment 11 and 16

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
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Well, if the water turns into blood, I would start confessing xD.

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larouche362 10
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Finally a good comment from a girl!

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rhaemese 9
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141 well... I'm.. Flattered?

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zack11742 7
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Isn't that what you wanted?

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fallingstarsxox 8

Well now u have the real thing :)

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Feared 9
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I have a friend who downloaded a porn app. I think he's still waiting for the real thing to show up.

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mystashisgone 6
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Ur comment totally made my day! If we all got what we Downloaded on a app in real life I think we would have more problems that we knew what to do with. But I like ur style!

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Problems...? A dearth of bacon because the porcine population has been decimated by cardinals?

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ohwellwhyme 2

Lucky you...

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deBlobX 12
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I'm sure that's why he posted it, because he's 'lucky'...

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outstandtacular 11

Why would you get an app that makes cricket noises?

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rhaemese 9
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possibly to help them sleep?

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JustDerpin 11

Maybe when somebody uses the pun "That's a shitty situation" on FML, he uses it. :D

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Carli_M 8
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Well now u won't need the app!!

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kimmi41509 10
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I have that app too..it really does help promote sleep.

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purpledrizzle 5
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I find cricket sounds extremely annoying so I fail to see why you would download the app lol. But then again, I do have plenty of useless apps just for the heck of it.

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WearingHats 14

I find you extremely annoying.

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zandalee 19
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37 - did someone put on a grumpy hat today?

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purpledrizzle 5
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Well maybe you can find me a hat to wear to fix it.

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WearingHats 14

I lost my tolerance hat...

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zandalee 19
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Well it is so nearly the weekend, put your party hat on and do the Macarena!!!

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WearingHats 14

You've shown me the way.

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brackaman 18
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Did you 5 star rate the app? The way I see it it went above and beyond the call of duty.

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dude1122332 9
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Now you can delete that app and get a new one! Win win.

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zingline89 18

I suggest downloading an app that makes the noises of a naughty, horny woman

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botanistjessica 24
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OP's name is Gurl. Perhaps she isn't into naughty horny women.

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JustDerpin 11

She could be a lesbian, or bisexual.

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TheDrifter 23

Gurl is slang for a tstv male here, it might be there too.

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Silent_Thrill 17

#35- That's very true. Gurl is slang for a transsexual, but only people who are trans and/or into trannies usually know that! Looks like our secret is out, buddy...

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mrsquiggles6900 5

68- I just killed your dreams.. Sorry

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RabidBunny 10

Just imagine what else you could attract! I say download more apps :D

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zandalee 19
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...tumbleweed rolls slowly down middle of road...

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SenselessPattern 12

*Grabs harmonica and plays the western standoff theme*

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