Yea, he should get the app with girl noises and cross his fingers, or boy, if its a girl..

16-What the hell are you trying to say?

16 - clever how you posted what I said 5 minutes after I did but threadjacked the first comment

I think 16 Is trying to say the noises will attract people. Boy noises attracting girls and girl noises attracting boys.

OP should leave a bad review for the app. That'll show them!

I know this is threadjacking but can anyone clarify if there are even crickets in Ireland? I lived there for 18 years and didnt see or hear one even once. As far as I knew it was the wrong climate for them and the closest thing we have is grasshoppers.

Dude they're everywhere in Nj (U.S). Lift up a gutter drainage thing and you find like 10. Wish there were more preying mantices to feed them too though, love feeding those things

Stop attacking 23 and read the time on comment 11 and 16

Well, if the water turns into blood, I would start confessing xD.

Finally a good comment from a girl!

141 well... I'm.. Flattered?

I have a friend who downloaded a porn app. I think he's still waiting for the real thing to show up.

Ur comment totally made my day! If we all got what we Downloaded on a app in real life I think we would have more problems that we knew what to do with. But I like ur style!

Problems...? A dearth of bacon because the porcine population has been decimated by cardinals?

I'm sure that's why he posted it, because he's 'lucky'...

possibly to help them sleep?

Maybe when somebody uses the pun "That's a shitty situation" on FML, he uses it. :D

Well now u won't need the app!!

I have that app too..it really does help promote sleep.

I find you extremely annoying.

37 - did someone put on a grumpy hat today?

Well maybe you can find me a hat to wear to fix it.

I lost my tolerance hat...

Well it is so nearly the weekend, put your party hat on and do the Macarena!!!

You've shown me the way.

OP's name is Gurl. Perhaps she isn't into naughty horny women.

She could be a lesbian, or bisexual.

Gurl is slang for a tstv male here, it might be there too.

#35- That's very true. Gurl is slang for a transsexual, but only people who are trans and/or into trannies usually know that! Looks like our secret is out, buddy...

68- I just killed your dreams.. Sorry

...tumbleweed rolls slowly down middle of road...

*Grabs harmonica and plays the western standoff theme*