That blows like a runny nose

God bless you

Wellllllll, could have been worse. For example, you could have been watching the knicks get killed by the heat.

That snot a good way to start the day, and everyone nose it

Oh you're clever!

Good wordplay

I would have still went and toughed it out for the concert.

It sure did knock you out.

You sure it wasn't a mosh pit that knocked you on your ass and your just blaming allergies? Mosh pits get pretty intense...

You're.

If you're going to be a grammar nazi then get your (not you're) facts straight.

She means where he said your just blaming should be you're just blaming..

She's right. My bust.

Umm...take Claritin?

Get claritin clear

I agree, but it's annoying how expensive allergy meds are!!

Next time use the force to stop those allergies... I have know idea why, but when I read this I pictured an epic star wars battle with music and everything. my nerdom knows no bounds!

I honestly saw the same thing when I read about the imperial fist of seasonal allergies!

Who wouldn't when there is a phrase like "imperial fist" in a sentence?

48- good it wasn't just me... I thought I was the only one

I thought of china. Ha.

I did too. How funny it was in my head :)

More of a crouching tiger hidden dragon or enter the fist reference.

so apparently I'm the only one who thought of Warhammer 40K when i read "Imperial Fist"

Noor, why did you delete the bit about MLP? Are you ashamed of your idols?

Should have watched from your car. If you had a girl with you, you could have killed 2 birds with one stone.

Not if his nose was running like a faucet, he couldn't. It's oh so sexy to be sneezed on and dripped on.

Wetter is better. Okay never mind that's a little much LOL

25 he could have been in the bottom so nothin would have dripped! Dumbass

So does this mean snot's not the new lube?

It's that time of year OP, you should have known better and brought meds with you. It's not like we sometimes are lucky enough to just skip spring and it's nasty allergies, surely this cannot have been too surprising.

You must have them really bad. You couldn't just take a Claritin and suck it up?

To heck with claritin take Alegra! It works better and faster!!

What are you, the chief advertiser for Alegra?

The people who usually say this don't have allergies, but it does sound bad.

I've tried Allegra and Claritin, and the Allegra didn't do shit for me. The Claritin works, yet one of my coworkers swears by Allegra because Claritin did nothing for them. It all depends on your system. Some people just resist certain meds.

am I the only one that uses zertec?

Zyrtec. I use it otherwise I get really sick using Claritin.

OP, you should get the official DocBastard© Allergy Fighter. A pill, you ask? Ha, of course not! It's a Medical Warrior! Doc doesn't fuck around with allergies.

You really need to work in advertising. I'm sold and I don't even have allergies.