By ShittyWalls - 09/03/2013 13:35 - United States - Moorestown

Spicy
Today, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and kindly asked him to turn it off. He did, so I went back to my room to go back to sleep. It turns out he was using the music to drown out his girlfriend's very loud moans. FML
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It sounds like she was about to reach Nirvana.

So it was scream metal, then?

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Well, which would you prefer to hear?

How about neither? I unfortunately have to hear my neighbours below me all too frequently, it's awful. The girl sounds like a suffering dog. Nothing but a bit of stomping/mockery to kill their mood.

Neither. He is trying to sleep.

Maybe play the Thin Wall Challenge?

musiciangirl591 16

when you're trying to sleep and have an 8 AM class the next day? neither one

So the general consensus is neither. I'm gonna say the moans just to be devil's advocate.

At least you know they have a healthy sex life!

chlorinegreen 27

92 I rather not know about their sex life at all

KrazyKatz3 26

They're having sex. Are you going to say they shouldn't have sex? People should be allowed to do what they want in their own room. Just buy ear plugs.

Just can't win! I don't know what's worse. Sorry, OP!

So it was scream metal, then?

Are other types of metal not aloud to be loud? Whoopsies... *turns down ipod volume*

Wow 29, how did you miss a pun this obvious?

I mean, it wasn't screaming in your face?

*Hears a whooshing sound* it's sad because I had just written a pun for the previous fml then I come to this one and completely miss the pun. I am shamed...

I'd prefer the music.

perdix 29

#5, my vote is for the moans. If you listen to Duran Duran, you can have the best of both worlds.

OP shoulda been a nice neighbor and cranked "closer" by NIN for them

NIN is good along with Disturbed- "Stupify" if you've "been waiting my whole life for just one fuck". Or Buckcherry- "Crazy Bitch" My Darkest Days- "Porn Star Dancing" Avenged Sevenfold- "Screams" Saving Able- "Addicted"(fav) :P Judas Priest- "Turbo Lover" Type O Negative- "Christian Woman" ***My list is endless But nothing beats Marvin Gaye- "Let's Get It On". Not rock but I'll bang my head another way to this.

perdix 29

#64, what about Jermaine Stewart - "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off to Have a Good Time?" For some bizarre reason, that ironically makes me super-horny.

Was that your theme song during amateur night at La Bares? All in a sudden I'm in the mood for a Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers, Cherry flavor!:P

perdix 29

#66, it was Aerosmith's "Big Ten Inch" Some lady yelled out, "Is that your hat size?" and got such a huge laugh that she went on to a moderately successful stand-up comedy career.

You'd think that he'd have a little more class and play something nicer, and better suited...NO offense to metal fans.

I'd honestly prefer neither. Had the same thing happen to me last spring; could never get any sleep because the guy next door to mine was always blasting music, during quiet hours. You could still hear his girlfriend, AND the banging of the bed against the wall...they did this nearly every single night. I so feel for you, OP

Bakarra,Do you play league of legends?

sorry on the late reply but yea aha

It sounds like she was about to reach Nirvana.

They were listening to Hump In Peace album by Megadeth. Anyone ever thought of making a metal porno? Like: Enter Pizzaman, by Metallica.

"Enter Sandy" "Run to the Jill's" "Crazy Jane" I don't listen to a lot I metal, so you guys could probably think of way better ones, but there could be a serious series here.

monnanon 13

or you could just play anything by motely crue bang tango warrant or anyone else in the glam metal genre and not have to change lyrics :)

well there is a song called pussy skin by cannibal corpse. but that would have yo be an extreme video

They were getting hot and heavy.

heavy... METAL? :D

That gives head banging a whole new meaning.

#59 You headbang during sex?

Head banging against the headboard...?

61- I believe 59 meant head banging has a whole new meaning, like banging someone's penis with your mouth.

Lionesse 15

Behind closed doors man... Never know what's going on.

Lionesse 15

#49 It's a figure of speech. I know the OP is aware of what's going on.

Buy them a gag.

wlddog 14

This just became my favorite comment of the day, and i think i want you to move nextdoor to me.

Never thought SNM as the quieter form.

21- then you're vanilla :)

There's so much fun to be had with a gag, PVC tape and a cane.

wlddog 14

I think I just got a crush