By ShittyWalls - United States - Moorestown
  Today, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and kindly asked him to turn it off. He did, so I went back to my room to go back to sleep. It turns out he was using the music to drown out his girlfriend's very loud moans. FML
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  boofgall  |  16

How about neither? I unfortunately have to hear my neighbours below me all too frequently, it's awful. The girl sounds like a suffering dog. Nothing but a bit of stomping/mockery to kill their mood.

  Bakarra  |  22

*Hears a whooshing sound* it's sad because I had just written a pun for the previous fml then I come to this one and completely miss the pun. I am shamed...

  Enslaved  |  36

NIN is good along with
Disturbed- "Stupify" if you've "been waiting my whole life for just one fuck".
Or Buckcherry- "Crazy Bitch"
My Darkest Days- "Porn Star Dancing"
Avenged Sevenfold- "Screams"
Saving Able- "Addicted"(fav) :P
Judas Priest- "Turbo Lover"
Type O Negative- "Christian Woman"
***My list is endless
But nothing beats Marvin Gaye- "Let's Get It On". Not rock but I'll bang my head another way to this.

  perdix  |  29

#64, what about Jermaine Stewart - "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off to Have a Good Time?"

For some bizarre reason, that ironically makes me super-horny.

  Enslaved  |  36

Was that your theme song during amateur night at La Bares?
All in a sudden I'm in the mood for a Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers, Cherry flavor!:P

  perdix  |  29

#66, it was Aerosmith's "Big Ten Inch"

Some lady yelled out, "Is that your hat size?" and got such a huge laugh that she went on to a moderately successful stand-up comedy career.

  nature_girl_08  |  14

I'd honestly prefer neither. Had the same thing happen to me last spring; could never get any sleep because the guy next door to mine was always blasting music, during quiet hours. You could still hear his girlfriend, AND the banging of the bed against the wall...they did this nearly every single night.

I so feel for you, OP

  ironichalibut  |  24

"Enter Sandy"
"Run to the Jill's"
"Crazy Jane"
I don't listen to a lot I metal, so you guys could probably think of way better ones, but there could be a serious series here.