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By frenchpie - 17/5/2009 12:05 - Korea Republic of
Today, the guy I liked came over for dinner with some friends. One of them asked him if we were dating, he became so distraught he started to choke on the food I had made, in his haste to tell them that in no uncertain terms, were we together. FML
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By  backstagebitch  |  0

This is phrased really badly. I can't tell if he was saying no or yes, because you used the phrase "in no uncertain terms" it makes it seem like he choked while saying yes you are together.

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By  mifo  |  0

He probably did that because he does like you and wants to be protected against any rejection embarrassment. Sure it's a dick move, but so many people do this because humans are fucked and stupid always.

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By  GDinNJ  |  0

Don't worry about it. I mean, that sucks, but someone asked me if the guy I like and I are together (in front of him) and I basically did something similar...which I still regret.

...or maybe your cooking just blows.

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By  mifo  |  0

He probably did that because he does like you and wants to be protected against any rejection embarrassment. Sure it's a dick move, but so many people do this because humans are fucked and stupid always.

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By  backstagebitch  |  0

This is phrased really badly. I can't tell if he was saying no or yes, because you used the phrase "in no uncertain terms" it makes it seem like he choked while saying yes you are together.

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By  BadKen  |  0

So... you're upset because the guy you like got all distraught confirming that you two are together?

What did you put in the food you made for him?

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