Aw, I'm sorry. I know what that's like.

Just because he was quick to deny it, doesn't mean he may not want to date in the future.

Don't worry about it. I mean, that sucks, but someone asked me if the guy I like and I are together (in front of him) and I basically did something similar...which I still regret. ...or maybe your cooking just blows.

at least your friends (:

He probably did that because he does like you and wants to be protected against any rejection embarrassment. Sure it's a dick move, but so many people do this because humans are fucked and stupid always.

This is phrased really badly. I can't tell if he was saying no or yes, because you used the phrase "in no uncertain terms" it makes it seem like he choked while saying yes you are together.

Aww, that sucks. What a jerk. He could have at least taken his time

Yeah, what #7 said is true. The expression "in no uncertain terms" means definitely.

So... you're upset because the guy you like got all distraught confirming that you two are together? What did you put in the food you made for him?

bastard :/