FML : Today, the guy I liked came over for dinner with some friends. One of them asked him if we were dating, he became so distraught he started to choke on...

Today, the guy I liked came over for dinner with some friends. One of them asked him if we were dating, he became so distraught he started to choke on the food I had made, in his haste to tell them that in no uncertain terms, were we together. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By frenchpie / Sunday 17 May 2009 12:05 / Korea Republic of

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By backstagebitch | 0

#206011 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:16

This is phrased really badly. I can't tell if he was saying no or yes, because you used the phrase "in no uncertain terms" it makes it seem like he choked while saying yes you are together.

By mifo | 0

#206008 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:15

He probably did that because he does like you and wants to be protected against any rejection embarrassment. Sure it's a dick move, but so many people do this because humans are fucked and stupid always.

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By a_little_priest | 0

#205973 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:03

Aw, I'm sorry. I know what that's like.

slushpup9696 | 12

#1111801 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 2:15

Well you're not dating, so it's not like he did anything bad.

By markssh | 0

#205975 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:04

Just because he was quick to deny it, doesn't mean he may not want to date in the future.

By GDinNJ | 0

#205977 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:04

Don't worry about it. I mean, that sucks, but someone asked me if the guy I like and I are together (in front of him) and I basically did something similar...which I still regret.

...or maybe your cooking just blows.

By tiffanyxo | 0

#205995 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:12

at least your friends (:

xXxGraveStonexXx | 20

#6653936 - Wednesday 20 July 2016 13:21

*you're

By mifo | 0

#206008 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:15

rawrkittehpwnage | 0

#1070450 - Wednesday 7 July 2010 9:00

picture win :)

thylordandsavior | 9

#6566149 - Thursday 24 March 2016 5:25

No, no he didn't.

By backstagebitch | 0

#206011 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:16

This is phrased really badly. I can't tell if he was saying no or yes, because you used the phrase "in no uncertain terms" it makes it seem like he choked while saying yes you are together.