Love: Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 21:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 816

You deserved it 5 134

Commando

Stress test

Fucking Stevie T

By HowAreYouAlive - 09/07/2014 04:24 - United States - Ashburn

Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 631

You deserved it 3 881

Grateful

By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 07:59

Today, it was sister’s birthday. I decided to give her money instead of a present, because I couldn’t come up with a gift idea. When she opened the envelope and took the $100 out, she looked at me and asked me if this was the best I could’ve done. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 089

You deserved it 163

By Lonely626 - 16/06/2016 22:26

Today, while talking with a coworker, we discussed a weekend home invasion scenario. It was then that I realized my social circle is so non-existent, that my job would notice I'm gone before my friends would. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 878

You deserved it 1 246

By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 077

You deserved it 10 177

By shaving kit - 31/12/2012 10:17

Today, my workplace was having a raffle and was giving away a Venus shaving kit. A co-worker won, but instead of keeping it, she walked over and handed the basket to me in front of everyone, said "You need it more" and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 907

You deserved it 6 508

By alix - 24/08/2012 15:45 - United Kingdom - High Wycombe

Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 237

You deserved it 3 079

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "look at this face I can make!" and she grossly contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "stop making fun of your sister!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 781

You deserved it 5 383

By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 855

You deserved it 9 780

By That guy - 08/08/2016 15:45 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I was told that every week the grocery store I work for has a "mystery customer" who shops throughout the store and rates us. Our store has gotten straight 100s for the past two years, and I ruined their streak. Apparently, I was the worst they've ever seen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 515

You deserved it 3 535

By driver26 - 14/12/2010 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 338

You deserved it 41 137

By grampsisgay - 18/04/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I was taking my boyfriend to the mall. In the parking lot I pointed out an old man in a vibrant pink sweater who was leaving by saying "He is so gay." My boyfriend got out of the car and walked towards the man calling "Hey Papaw!" It was his grandfather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 234

You deserved it 79 960

By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 099

You deserved it 48 175

Bullshit reason

By Anonymous - 14/06/2020 23:02

Today, my husband wants a divorce. His reason, so he claims, is that he went to see a card reader a few months ago and she told him our relationship would not last. Apparently, our astrological signs or something are not compatible, so he thinks we shouldn't waste our time. We have been married for 8 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 809

You deserved it 152

By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 676

You deserved it 6 893

By lextoast - 26/07/2015 18:15 - Rwanda

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 708

You deserved it 2 666

By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 266

You deserved it 2 643

Rolled

By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 913

You deserved it 53 546

By Catherine - 10/06/2012 18:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I confronted my husband over the fact that despite me working two jobs to support us for the last three years, we're nowhere near our goal of buying a house. He actually had the brass balls to defend pissing my money down the drain on his ceramic cat collection. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 588

You deserved it 5 934

By valnaj1 - 25/12/2012 03:03 - Denmark - Vamdrup

Spicy

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 89 792

You deserved it 27 687

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden - Bor

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 415

You deserved it 3 043

By Anonymous - 13/10/2018 11:30 - United States - Bronx

Today, my cat peed on my long-term project so I had to stay up until 4 am doing the whole thing again... just for it to fall in the train tracks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 195

You deserved it 277

By R - 28/10/2009 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, at work we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 609

You deserved it 61 457

By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 843

You deserved it 15 111

By mothapuka - 26/12/2009 09:10 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 062

You deserved it 2 837

By SmoothTalker - 16/03/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 235

You deserved it 33 886

By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 400

You deserved it 4 318

By Mr.no contacts - 31/03/2013 07:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that for some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except for four, and they are doing their best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 522

You deserved it 5 717

By River - 26/02/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 171

You deserved it 55 788

Everything hurts

By waste - 23/08/2021 16:01

Today, I was accidentally rude to a customer and she told me to kill myself. My boss came over, told me that she agreed wholeheartedly with the customer, and then said, "I have no idea where you got this delusion that anyone would be sad if you died." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 252

You deserved it 83

By Doggotmytongue - 12/02/2013 21:50 - United States - Peoria

Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 303

You deserved it 6 719

By Brinty - 31/10/2009 05:20 - Australia

Today, I found out that whenever a mistake is made at my work, my boss assumes that it was me, unless indicated otherwise, but he has never said anything to me about it because of my 'learning disorder'. I don't have a learning disorder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 437

You deserved it 2 656

By Janitor - 08/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 248

You deserved it 3 870

By Dominique Richards - 20/02/2018 19:00

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 701

You deserved it 215

By ohmyx3 - 30/04/2009 02:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house.I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father says "we know whose meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 043

You deserved it 9 875

By braceface - 14/03/2012 20:12 - United States

Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 988

You deserved it 6 896

By Justanotherwreck - 20/04/2019 16:00

Today, we had an office party. I got extremely drunk and invited my younger coworker into the bathroom to make out repeatedly. Not only did he reject me multiple times, but he also looked super traumatised and hasn’t said a word to me since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 664

You deserved it 3 930

By PoorForever - 28/02/2016 13:53 - Australia - Heritage Park

Today, after meticulously rereading my application, merging references, budgets, academic transcripts and itineraries for an amazing scholarship, I clicked submit, only to remember that the system was on Daylight Savings time, which we don't have in my state! I missed out on $2,500 by 3 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 067

You deserved it 4 606

By Anonymous - 07/11/2013 17:12 - Ireland

Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 603

You deserved it 4 024

Spy vs. Spy

By Bree - 15/08/2012 15:15 - United States

Today, my father tried to secretly follow me all day, because he doesn't believe that I have any "real" errands to run or friends to meet with. He's actually convinced that I'm living some secret double life with another family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 643

You deserved it 1 717

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 934

You deserved it 25 435

Add a comment - Reply to : #

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

tj4234 35

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:31

He sounds like an arsehole, ignore him.

TheOnlyMizLiv 22

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:31

From my POV he sounds like a jerk anyway, don't sweat it!

Comments

tj4234 35

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:31

He sounds like an arsehole, ignore him.

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:33

There are 7.2 billion people out there. He isn't worth it.

ViRepz 28

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:34

The OP never even mentioned that the guy knows her. He could have politely went past her, but in crazy in love eyes, he 'shoved' her for another girl.

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:39

#12; possible, but unlikely. Obsessiveness normally includes "the love of my life" not "the guy I like". My interpretation anyways. Probably just a bad case of friend zoned.

ViRepz 28

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:42

Yet she felt the need to post it on FML =)

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:44

#18 Well it isn't a pleasant experience. Also not uncommon on FML haha :p

raphanne_fml 33

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:54

#18 And what do you think people do here?

ViRepz 28

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 1:20

Complain about their lives? Why, do you have another understanding of this site? My point is, if the OP just liked this guy, she wouldn't think her life is f-ed , now crazy crush love, that's more common on FML

raphanne_fml 33

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 1:43

You're really arguing for the sake of arguing here. Obviously, OP is upset at her situation, that's why she posted her story on FML. Who cares if she said that she liked the guy or that it was the love of her life?

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 3:56

Don't be a dick and fight with every fucking person that says you were wrong asshole get a fucking life you little pussy

TheOnlyMizLiv 22

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:31

From my POV he sounds like a jerk anyway, don't sweat it!

TyT63 12

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 2:49

she could've had sex with a guy he hates so he didn't wanna deal with her

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 3:44

im sure he didnt actually "shove" OP is just upset

MoellerCrusader 1

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 4:50

I'm sure he was trying to get past and said excuse me and squeezed past her and kind of nudged her a little bit

TyT63 12

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 5:42

I was angry when I posted that I'm dealing with stuff, sorry community

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:31

Don't worry op, there are plenty of nice guys out there waiting for you :)

sxm 13

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 4:05

Maybe she's one of those girls that likes the assholes and avoids the nice guys.

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 4:06

Well maybe he is a nice guy, OP was just being obsessive and/or annoying and he simply pushed her aside. I guess the world may never know.

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:32

Doesn't sound like a great guy...

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:32

Obstacle-zoned? I don't even know what to call that. Sucks, OP :/ I've been there, we all get shunned sometimes. Don't worry, you'll find better and nicer! :)

Rick_Astley_fml 14

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:32

What an ass.

Rick_Astley_fml 14

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 2:11

UPVOTE ME YOU FOOLS

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:33

He doesn't deserve your attention or time.

peppernichols 4

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:33

oh my goodness op! forget about him and try to move on! he doesn't deserve your time!

biggestfan23 11

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:33

That just showed you how immature he is

Send a private message

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:34

Doesn't sound like he would have been a good boyfriend or even just a friend. Forget that asshole.

Nearly

Today, I live in Turkey and the dollar has risen to 13 lira. Just turks understand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23

You deserved it 4

Today, I realized the cute girl with a nice ass, long hair and a great personality I've been talking to is actually a very gay dude. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18

You deserved it 47

Spicy

Spicy

Today, I had a horrible date with this guy I’ve been seeing. He wanted me to give it up, but I wasn’t ready, so he dumped me on the spot. I went home crying to my mother and her response was, “Stop being such a prude! What are you? Ten? Grow the fuck up!” Thanks mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 882

You deserved it 176

Today, my wife and I had arranged a threesome with a guy, but I was late home so they “had the threesome without me.” It’s not cheating, because I obviously knew she was going to have sex with him during the threesome, but me not being there makes me mad and I can’t coherently explain why. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 143

You deserved it 1 425