FML : Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on...

Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 9 October 2009 18:48 / United Kingdom

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By Failzoid | 0

#612479 - Friday 9 October 2009 23:06

Dude. You should have joined them in the basket.

Enough room for twooo ;3

By Zer0de | 0

#612528 - Friday 9 October 2009 23:31

I see nothing wrong with him.

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By Failzoid | 0

#612479 - Friday 9 October 2009 23:06

Dude. You should have joined them in the basket.

Enough room for twooo ;3

UpYourself | 0

#612757 - Saturday 10 October 2009 2:08

To OP...so you're actually posting this from tomorrow...or is this a prediction for how he's gunna wake up

Vaetrus | 0

#612781 - Saturday 10 October 2009 2:25

One, all FMLs start with "Today" so she could have woken up in the morning and this all happened two weeks ago.
Two, she didn't say she slept the night, it might still be 3am.

Weird taste you have OP. Ask him what drug he was taking before the party?