FML : Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on...

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Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 9 October 2009 18:48 / United Kingdom

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By Failzoid | 0

#612479 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:06

Dude. You should have joined them in the basket. Enough room for twooo ;3

By Zer0de | 0

#612528 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:31

I see nothing wrong with him.

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By Failzoid | 0

#612479 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:06

Dude. You should have joined them in the basket. Enough room for twooo ;3

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UpYourself | 0

#612757 - Saturday 10 October 2009 02:08

To OP...so you're actually posting this from tomorrow...or is this a prediction for how he's gunna wake up

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Vaetrus | 0

#612781 - Saturday 10 October 2009 02:25

One, all FMLs start with "Today" so she could have woken up in the morning and this all happened two weeks ago. Two, she didn't say she slept the night, it might still be 3am. Weird taste you have OP. Ask him what drug he was taking before the party?

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marcuspach | 0

#901706 - Sunday 28 February 2010 10:56

all it means is he likes it doggie style!

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amandam21 | 9

#5968785 - Sunday 8 June 2014 02:48

Or the guy's a graduate of Hogwarts.

By Mr_Positive | 3

#612481 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:07

wow....

By mrloferski | 0

#612486 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:08

LMFAO!

By tana123 | 0

#612490 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:11

He's a keeper.

By thatgirl_2010 | 0

#612492 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:12

nobody cares

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Gleeful | 0

#614867 - Sunday 11 October 2009 07:16

THIS

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ffmmllyaya | 0

#1146695 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 08:52

IS

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Focnr | 0

#2103093 - Sunday 20 February 2011 01:43

SPARTA

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robotiick | 12

#2345674 - Thursday 14 April 2011 12:11

AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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Jordans436 | 11

#6696550 - Thursday 29 September 2016 01:29

Wow, that was great

By TehNasteh | 0

#612493 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:12

OMG. Sounds like me.

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Rach_star | 0

#630005 - Tuesday 20 October 2009 09:32

ME TOO!

By Jacovosaurs | 0

#612500 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:17

He is a werewolf! Jkk

By T_r_i_c_k_Y | 0

#612503 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:18

Sounds like he's into animals more than he is into woman. Take him to a horse farm. He'll love you forever.

By kittenBar | 0

#612509 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:20

o.e

By TROLLTURNEDGOOD | 0

#612511 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:21

beastiality threesome.

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