FML : Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears...

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Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 1 September 2012 00:49 / Australia - Brisbane

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By SweetAsHell | 9

#4884335 - Saturday 1 September 2012 9:38

You may not know it, but you two have been going out for years.
It's just that most of the time, on your dates, she's hiding in the bushes.

By Corrupt_waffles | 13

#4884332 - Saturday 1 September 2012 9:38

Well now you know why it would have been bad had you actually started consistently dating her. :/

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By Corrupt_waffles | 13

#4884332 - Saturday 1 September 2012 9:38

Well now you know why it would have been bad had you actually started consistently dating her. :/

mystashisgone | 6

#4884361 - Saturday 1 September 2012 9:54

Love the reference to another fml. Works perfectly

yassminza | 0

#4884398 - Saturday 1 September 2012 10:13

#9 that was perfect.

rarrar321 | 3

#4884589 - Saturday 1 September 2012 13:10

Oh, the Aussies :)

ashlieelizabeth | 6

#4884690 - Saturday 1 September 2012 14:05

#9 What a great reference. Haha :)

walmartpaysme | 15

#4884878 - Saturday 1 September 2012 15:16

Seriously, if you like a comment just thumbs up. Don't waste valuable comment space parroting the person in front of you.

Harpy20 | 24

#4885078 - Saturday 1 September 2012 16:17

Now that you know, please don't give crazy a baby.

MDTeddy | 13

#4885104 - Saturday 1 September 2012 16:42

She or her parents has to pay for your car. I'd go ahead and make it happen.

Futacy | 29

#4885139 - Saturday 1 September 2012 17:09

Bitches be crazy!

jillybee101 | 7

#4885478 - Saturday 1 September 2012 21:30

Sue her.

gc327072 | 29

#4885651 - Saturday 1 September 2012 23:24

If she's a crazy B, it's cause she wants the D. Hehe

fury1031 | 10

#5224547 - Friday 7 December 2012 22:42

OP, get that bitch arrested!

By SweetAsHell | 9

#4884335 - Saturday 1 September 2012 9:38

You may not know it, but you two have been going out for years.
It's just that most of the time, on your dates, she's hiding in the bushes.

cynide | 13

#4884367 - Saturday 1 September 2012 9:55

#2 Sounds like a keeper! ;D

IscoreOnU | 19

#4884518 - Saturday 1 September 2012 12:42

Mannnn bitches be trippin!

SCUBA_Diiver | 3

#4884883 - Saturday 1 September 2012 15:18

What a phsyco bitch!

whosindahouse | 9

#4885338 - Saturday 1 September 2012 19:15

39- with a bat!

IscoreOnU | 19

#4885503 - Saturday 1 September 2012 21:49

Ahh 60 I got that reference

oicu812xD | 16

#4885786 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:01

Tech n9ne win

gc327072 | 29

#4886218 - Sunday 2 September 2012 3:04

Crazygirlfriend.jpg

By GlobalGenocide | 8

#4884337 - Saturday 1 September 2012 9:39

Haha! time to ring triple 000 and suggest she see's a shrink(after the police arrive or she'll start swinging at you).

rarrar321 | 3

#4884652 - Saturday 1 September 2012 13:39

Triple AAA?

seasonedtoast | 19

#4884921 - Saturday 1 September 2012 15:35

Triple 0. Australian emergency number.

Drigr | 8

#4885085 - Saturday 1 September 2012 16:23

Tripple 000 and AAA? So ring up 000000000 and AAAAAAAAA?

nerobluerose | 10

#4885900 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:18

Your picture goes with the AAA part

By bizarre_ftw | 21

#4884338 - Saturday 1 September 2012 9:39

Well? Did you cheat?
Also, call the cops and get her forcibly medicated

boofgall | 16

#4884374 - Saturday 1 September 2012 9:57

He just went on an 'awkward' date with her, I'd say there's no solid commitment there to cheat on her.

mystashisgone | 6

#4884377 - Saturday 1 September 2012 9:57

Maybe I'm weird but unless he asked her out one "date" doesn't mean they are "dating"...but what do I know.

rarrar321 | 3

#4884592 - Saturday 1 September 2012 13:11

Not gonna lie, #4, your picture is exactly the kinda girl I pictured for being the cray cray....no offense.

wolfhausen | 7

#4885204 - Saturday 1 September 2012 18:01

Hahaha .. That's mean. But hilarious

By deadxwedding84 | 5

#4884340 - Saturday 1 September 2012 9:39

Seriously, go hit HER car with a baseball bat.

Khariau | 8

#4884350 - Saturday 1 September 2012 9:49

Two wrongs don't make a right !

off_constantly | 8

#4884387 - Saturday 1 September 2012 10:06

17 - pointless but very true

Osito2011 | 9

#4884710 - Saturday 1 September 2012 14:17

Or you can lpoop on her door step everynight. Pray that she and her family gets the point and move far far away.

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4884794 - Saturday 1 September 2012 14:45

IPoop?
Is that a toilet with a touch screen?

hopsinlove17 | 26

#4884854 - Saturday 1 September 2012 15:09

#5, because that's mature-_- there are better ways to handle a situation like this

By ForS3ri0usn3ss | 0

#4884341 - Saturday 1 September 2012 9:39

Some girls are just "bat" crazy... Get it? But seriously... Hope you reported her because she clearly needs help

COOL__Coal | 12

#4884402 - Saturday 1 September 2012 10:15

I don't get it can you explain it?

sonicgreg | 12

#4885194 - Saturday 1 September 2012 17:52

Get it? No? Well its because she hit his car with a... Oh you do get it? Pretty funny eh? No?

By xiaodoggiie | 5

#4884344 - Saturday 1 September 2012 9:43

Well it is a good thing you aren't dating her.

srgspartan117 | 8

#4888144 - Sunday 2 September 2012 19:11

Right imagine what happened if they dated..... Bat and and a car still meet together most likely earlier hahaha

By PleadingInsanity | 20

#4884348 - Saturday 1 September 2012 9:44

I wonder what made the date awkward. Then again I can only imagine how that went considering the way she acted.

By notjustanybody20 | 9

#4884353 - Saturday 1 September 2012 9:51

Bitches be crazy! :D. Maybe you gave off wrong signs at the date.. That led her to beleive that you were enjoying her company?! No? Then she is plain crazy! Runnnnn