By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 00:49 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
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SweetAsHell 9
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You may not know it, but you two have been going out for years. It's just that most of the time, on your dates, she's hiding in the bushes.

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Corrupt_waffles 13

Well now you know why it would have been bad had you actually started consistently dating her. :/

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Corrupt_waffles 13

Well now you know why it would have been bad had you actually started consistently dating her. :/

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mystashisgone 6
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Love the reference to another fml. Works perfectly

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yassminza 0
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#9 that was perfect.

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rarrar321 3
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Oh, the Aussies :)

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ashlieelizabeth 6
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#9 What a great reference. Haha :)

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walmartpaysme 15
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Seriously, if you like a comment just thumbs up. Don't waste valuable comment space parroting the person in front of you.

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Harpy20 24
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Now that you know, please don't give crazy a baby.

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MDTeddy 13
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She or her parents has to pay for your car. I'd go ahead and make it happen.

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Futacy 29
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Bitches be crazy!

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jillybee101 7

Sue her.

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gc327072 30
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If she's a crazy B, it's cause she wants the D. Hehe

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fury1031 10
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OP, get that bitch arrested!

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SweetAsHell 9
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You may not know it, but you two have been going out for years. It's just that most of the time, on your dates, she's hiding in the bushes.

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cynide 13

#2 Sounds like a keeper! ;D

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IscoreOnU 19
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Mannnn bitches be trippin!

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SCUBA_Diiver 3
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What a phsyco bitch!

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whosindahouse 9
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39- with a bat!

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IscoreOnU 19
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Ahh 60 I got that reference

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oicu812xD 16
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Tech n9ne win

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gc327072 30
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Crazygirlfriend.jpg

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GlobalGenocide 8
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Haha! time to ring triple 000 and suggest she see's a shrink(after the police arrive or she'll start swinging at you).

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rarrar321 3
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Triple AAA?

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seasonedtoast 19
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Triple 0. Australian emergency number.

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Drigr 9
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Tripple 000 and AAA? So ring up 000000000 and AAAAAAAAA?

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nerobluerose 10
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Your picture goes with the AAA part

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bizarre_ftw 21

Well? Did you cheat? Also, call the cops and get her forcibly medicated

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boofgall 16
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He just went on an 'awkward' date with her, I'd say there's no solid commitment there to cheat on her.

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mystashisgone 6
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Maybe I'm weird but unless he asked her out one "date" doesn't mean they are "dating"...but what do I know.

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rarrar321 3
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Not gonna lie, #4, your picture is exactly the kinda girl I pictured for being the cray cray....no offense.

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wolfhausen 7
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Hahaha .. That's mean. But hilarious

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deadxwedding84 5

Seriously, go hit HER car with a baseball bat.

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Khariau 8
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Two wrongs don't make a right !

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off_constantly 8

17 - pointless but very true

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Osito2011 9

Or you can lpoop on her door step everynight. Pray that she and her family gets the point and move far far away.

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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IPoop? Is that a toilet with a touch screen?

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hopsinlove17 26

#5, because that's mature-_- there are better ways to handle a situation like this

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ForS3ri0usn3ss 0

Some girls are just "bat" crazy... Get it? But seriously... Hope you reported her because she clearly needs help

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COOL__Coal 12
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I don't get it can you explain it?

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sonicgreg 12
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Get it? No? Well its because she hit his car with a... Oh you do get it? Pretty funny eh? No?

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xiaodoggiie 5
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Well it is a good thing you aren't dating her.

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srgspartan117 8
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Right imagine what happened if they dated..... Bat and and a car still meet together most likely earlier hahaha

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PleadingInsanity 20
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I wonder what made the date awkward. Then again I can only imagine how that went considering the way she acted.

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notjustanybody20 9

Bitches be crazy! :D. Maybe you gave off wrong signs at the date.. That led her to beleive that you were enjoying her company?! No? Then she is plain crazy! Runnnnn

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

RUN BITCH RUUUNNNNN

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aaalllliiiii 6
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Hey how do I hit you up? (i know what it means just can't find a button to message you) I'm from sydney

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jbones24 22
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STAGE 5 CLINGER. ABORT! ABORT!

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