By Crushed - 07/07/2019 12:00

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip, just so that she wouldn't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML
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Out pace her, even if it kills you.

Perhaps she said that jokingly, but actually likes you and wants you along?

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Out pace her, even if it kills you.

Did she actually say that out loud? That’s really rude, and you should tell her so. Also, find someone nicer to be with.

Now you know how vain she is. Either 1. say yes and outpace her 2. say no and point out how rude and degrading it is and definitely 1. write her off.

Perhaps she said that jokingly, but actually likes you and wants you along?

How romantic. You two will be outdistanced by the rest of the group after fifteen minutes, then you will have a nice stroll alone on a beautiful day while you come back to the parking lot because there's no way you will walk the rest of the path with these blisters. It could be the beginning of something!