By hudd357mag - 06/02/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 124
You deserved it 2 438

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You should have said, “Nah, I just stopped by to say fuck you! "

Thats really mean tbh! What an idiot! But why didnt u text her back asking where would u go and stuff? Fyl

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Thats really mean tbh! What an idiot! But why didnt u text her back asking where would u go and stuff? Fyl

"Uhmmmm... my magic 8 ball told me we are soulmates.."

Maybe it was one of her or your friends playing a prank on you :P

It's a bit suspicious that she instantly said "did I text you?". I sense a guilty conscious.

That's when you say "yea, now get in my van."

It's kind of creepy if you didn't respond to the text, and just showed up at her house. Maybe she accidentally sent it to you?

D: Poor OP. That girl's a bitch!

Maybe she just needed an excuse for changing her mind

I find it interesting how OP just automatically knew where her house was without asking.

#80 ur soo right lol

You should have said, “Nah, I just stopped by to say fuck you! "

And then he could've torched the house. In a confrontation like this,arson is appropriate approximately 81% of the time.

She's a bad girl. A very very bad girl. OP, she was actually teasing you, wanting you to ravish her at that very moment. What? No! She wouldn't have called the cops! She would've probably misdialed anyways!

She's a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.

I agree with the torching

Torching seems a little extreme. She kinda deserves it though, this is honestly the bitchiest move I have ever seen. Even if it was an accidental text she could have been a little more polite instead of saying "what do you want, Did I text you?" I mean this in the nicest way:)

Haha I would of said that!

Punch her in the face and run like hell!

Torch her ass

Yes set bitttccha on fire

Haha haha !! Totally agree

I'm guessing a sibling of her's played a prank on you to see if you would fall for it and it looks like it was a success. FYL People can be really mean sometimes, it's a shame.

Dude she meant to text the guy she's slamming not you. Haha

"Slamming" you sir are clearly a virgin.

Just calling somebody a virgin automatically makes you a virgin. Stupid virgin

You my friend are much MUCH better off finding out the type of person she really is before investing your time and heart! You are to fine a man for the likes of her

Time = time you could be having sex. Heart = sex. =]

That is probably the worst comeback I've ever heard, ever...

That really sucks, you probably had your hopes up high too

Either someone else used her phone to text you, or she decided to troll you.

Thats when you say "Yes, bit*h yes you did..."

Well.. That's a stage 5 bitch as opposed to the FML following this being a stage 5 clinger. You win some you lose some, I recently got dumped, the sooner you realize that they are just as shitty as they call us guys, the better!