two words: staycation

Can't count^

Agreed^

Just buy some fancy soaps too.

Or you could try breaking the habbit wirh a dare of insanity. Easter bunny is weaæthy and I like lasagne..

^ Woah, you added some cool looking letter to the word wealthy. I like it.

Put your money in a pile and find creative ways to destroy it. It'll be like Vegas.

Sit in front of a light, it'll be like sunbathing

Go take a shower. It'll be like the beach.

Go give your neighbor $10 to use his Internet. It'll be like you're at a hotel.

You realize there are no spaces between the end of a word and the punctuation that follows, right? Right?

Where does it suggest that OP doesn't have a job? I know people at my job that haven't had a vacation in years. It's not all that easy to do sometimes.

I'm amazed at how much of a disaster your comment is. If your grammar was Jewish people, you'd be worse than Hitler with how much you killed the English language. Also, your advice is awful. Have a pleasant day.

So many grammar and spelling mistakes! You must be new here, read the commenting policy.

descent guy?? it doesnt show op's gender..

Or sexual orientation, for that matter.

Towel meh bad

Also.. *Than *Hotels *My *Towels To be honest im not sure if that makes sense either way.

I'm* Sorry, it was giving me the evil eye...or "i", rather...