You need to get out more. D: Go to the park or something.

two words: staycation

Can't count^

Agreed^

Just buy some fancy soaps too.

Try and save some money and treat yourself to a nice vacation

Or you could try breaking the habbit wirh a dare of insanity. Easter bunny is weaæthy and I like lasagne..

^ Woah, you added some cool looking letter to the word wealthy. I like it.

Order pizza, it'll be like room service.

Put your money in a pile and find creative ways to destroy it. It'll be like Vegas.

Sit in front of a light, it'll be like sunbathing

Go take a shower. It'll be like the beach.

Go give your neighbor $10 to use his Internet. It'll be like you're at a hotel.

what the hell happened? request some time off, it's tax season so hopefully your boss will understand!

Aw, poor OP, sometimes , it's good to take a break .. Family time :O !! Bring out the board games ! No, I'm talking about a real vacation .

You realize there are no spaces between the end of a word and the punctuation that follows, right? Right?

Your towels must be awesome. That's not an FML.

Hotel towels smell amazing.
I wonder if OP is using this FML to brag to their Internet peers.
I would. :P

Thats what jobs are for :) yes, they can be hard to find, but just keep looking.

Where does it suggest that OP doesn't have a job? I know people at my job that haven't had a vacation in years. It's not all that easy to do sometimes.

Get a good job get paid good money go on a nice vacation and if u r single u might just find yourself a descent guy and then it all works out... U'll thank me one day ;)

I'm amazed at how much of a disaster your comment is. If your grammar was Jewish people, you'd be worse than Hitler with how much you killed the English language.

Also, your advice is awful.

Have a pleasant day.

So many grammar and spelling mistakes! You must be new here, read the commenting policy.

descent guy?? it doesnt show op's gender..

Or sexual orientation, for that matter.

Those towl are cleaner then some hotel ^ ^

Towel meh bad

Also..
*Than
*Hotels
*My
*Towels
To be honest im not sure if that makes sense either way.

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Sorry, it was giving me the evil eye...or "i", rather...