By Anonymous - 29/04/2019 14:00

Today, after the booty call I work with became a lead, a position I was guaranteed, he's spread awful, untrue things about me around the office and since he became buddy buddy with management, they believed him. Don't shit where you eat, kids. FML
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Oley 27
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If he is admitting that the two of you had sex, whenever you hear someone talk about it. Don't get upset, just tell the person(s) talking about it that he has a micro-weenie. 👀

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pins91 27

What does it make the guy then? It takes two to tango

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Oley 27
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If he is admitting that the two of you had sex, whenever you hear someone talk about it. Don't get upset, just tell the person(s) talking about it that he has a micro-weenie. 👀

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lowshadows 21
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words to live by xD

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RichardPencil 30
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I didn’t know whether to go with: Looks like you’ll have to discuss new positions with your boss. Or: At least some of the ways you get fucked at work are pleasant. Or: Would you have preferred that he spread awful, true things about you?

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superlloyd 15
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yea, but you knew that already. there is a reason a saying is a saying. you reap what you sow, especially when you are hoeing.

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RichardPencil 30
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Why are you addressing your advice to the children? They shouldn’t be working or having sex!

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zuckerburg 21
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So what "untrue" thing did he spread around? That you'll fuck anyone?

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