By stinkyhair - 19/12/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 798
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At least they didn't push it over too.

rawrmeansiloveu 7

Well that stinks hahaha :P


rawrmeansiloveu 7

Well that stinks hahaha :P

Literally ;D I bet op got quite the potty mouth after that realization :O

Better than "sh***y situation".

Torva_fml 16

Don't worry #10! they're on their way!

Your lucky they didn't tip you over.

n_epic_fail 14

Reasons why porta poties should be banned: - THE SMELL - the annoying doors - THE SMELL - the possibility of being tipped over - THE SMELL - nasty seats - did I mention the smell? - assholes locking you in

flockz 19

reasons porta potties shouldn't be banned: -i'd rather not shit in a bush -i'd rather not wipe my ass with a leaf

n_epic_fail 14

Hmmm, touché.

What a piss off ;D

Your best ideas come to you as you're sitting on the toilet.

gingerftw 0

Nice pun

That's so punny!!:D

That's so punny!:D

Yeah yeah it it is is pretty pretty punny punny

21 and 24, let's make a compromise... Velvet bushes with toilet paper attached.

I see what you did there

Darn Ginger

You now have aids.

Do people even use porta potties... Never seen/known anyone to know until OP.

ImFrackinBored 13

That's genius...

At least they didn't push it over too.

KiddNYC1O 20

Spyro would have torched it.

That would have been a much more interesting FML hehe.

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62, it says that a person put a padlock on it.

Does the non existing "they" also make padlocks that fly onto, and lock porta potty doors?? Is the company name "Some Asshole"?

lilcatisawesome 7

For real ;(

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PYLrulz 17

62 - Were you born a dumb piece of shit, or did you work hard at being one?!?

Torva_fml 16

Seriously? It's not a competition.....

Did you enjoy the smell?

bossroyd 4

Yes, OP enjoyed the smell so much that he wrote an FML about what happened to him

I have to try this sometime.

Would you be the locker, or the locked-in?

cunningchick 1

Love the pic!!

Torva_fml 16

Bitch please! I woulda gone hulk on that door.

And that would result in you dumping it over.

Torva_fml 16

I've kicked doors down before, I don't recall anything getting dumped over.

Why go Hulk? Spartan kicks are so much more fun.

I was about to suggest going all slumdog millionaire on the toilet

50- there's always an escape route. Sometimes you just have to get creative!! Such a fantastic movie!

MMM....;D don't go poopy if you know what's good for you..

If you know what's good for you, you'll take a crap.

Oh good, then you'll get your intestines backed up, fecal matter gets absorbed into the blood stream, and get various bacterial infections or rupture intestines that will fill your body cavity and kill you. Do you want that?

rallets 22

have you ever SEEN the human centipede?!?!?!

40- tosh.o did the funniest movie review of the human centipede! Fucking hilarious!

autumnleighf 0

Your icon doesn't make sense, pikachu doesn't evolve because ash chooses for him not to before battling raichu in season one.

kroekdog 7

I personally would have tipped it over if I would have seen you in there

This is why I don't use porta potties

LaColombianita 26

Same here! And I'm always scared an alligator or something is gonna pop out the toilet lol

Oh my gosh I think the same thing! Also I heard this story once that a man climbed in a woman's porta potty like where all the 'waste' goes and he was taping women using the bathroom. That's a scary thought. Also porta potties are unsanitary, both reasons why I don't use them. I just hold it. Haha

Hmm, alright. Go shit in a bush and wipe your arse-hole with a leaf if a porta-potty is the only place where you at least have some decency and privacy.

The_Troller 14

Port-a-potties aren't THAT bad. I used to be a boy scout and the urinal in the summer camp bathrooms was just a long metal trough.

koolkat27 13

porta potties aren't that bad. I usually just breathe through my mouth and it works fine. there's no need to be such pussies about it.

The smell isn't the main problem. It's all the germs and crap like that.

I use the hover technique in any public restroom and use tissue from the little dispenser I carry. Safest way! You don't know if someone has something and pee'd on the seat.

you dont need a leaf if you bring a waterbottle or some klenex

ForeverScarlett 3

I would piss beside a car and get caught, than piss in a porta pottie

ZDK5498 6

dude, I hope it did not STINK too bad :/

I bet that felt like CRAP, right?

"Dude," usually porta-potties smell like total shit so by using context clues, I'm assuming it smelled like shit.