FML : Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I had the most vivid dream of eating a caramel apple mousse cake with vanilla bean ice cream. Unfortunately, yesterday,...

Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I had the most vivid dream of eating a caramel apple mousse cake with vanilla bean ice cream. Unfortunately, yesterday, also thanks to pregnancy hormones, I was diagnosed with diabetes. My dreams are taunting me. FML

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By GiveMeCake - / Sunday 2 December 2018 22:00 /

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By MannyWasHere | 11

#7731894 - Monday 3 December 2018 1:57

Don’t worry, I get dreams like that all the time and I’m not even pregnant. Or a girl.

By wysegirl | 16

#7731901 - Monday 3 December 2018 2:21

Just pray you have a normal size child... my boys were 10.9 and I'll find out in a week but looking at another 10 pounder and I didn't have gestational diabetes.. good luck

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By ohsnapword | 21

#7723499 - Thursday 15 November 2018 5:05

First, they're sour...

By RichardPencil | 27

#7731806 - Sunday 2 December 2018 22:32

Wrong. You want a chocolate pudding pie with a graham cracker crust, topped with cookies n cream ice cream with Oreo cookies stuck in it with whipped cream on top.

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By MannyWasHere | 11

#7731894 - Monday 3 December 2018 1:57

Don’t worry, I get dreams like that all the time and I’m not even pregnant. Or a girl.

By wysegirl | 16

#7731901 - Monday 3 December 2018 2:21

Just pray you have a normal size child... my boys were 10.9 and I'll find out in a week but looking at another 10 pounder and I didn't have gestational diabetes.. good luck

By d3rpb0t | 9

#7731908 - Monday 3 December 2018 3:34

So is this where Eurythmics got their inspiration? I never figured sweet dreams are made of hormones.

By TumblrweedPasses | 11

#7732082 - Monday 3 December 2018 14:27

You can have the sugar free version i suppose
If they exist

By BetterThanU | 1

#7732217 - Monday 3 December 2018 20:18

You can get all the cream you want if you slobber the knob like a real wife. YDI

By cheshireau | 26

#7732700 - Tuesday 4 December 2018 15:46

Is it gestational diabetes? Because most women go back to normal after birth.

By Samanta Rollyngtonh | 6

#7737690 - Friday 14 December 2018 13:50

Control yourself! Find some sweets for diabetics. ^_^
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