By ew - 11/08/2013 13:09 - United States - Titusville

Today, someone told me that my initials really fit my personality. I took it as a strange compliment, until I realized my initials spell "ew". FML
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My initials spell arf

I suppose you have it a tiny bit better than my friend Brandon Stubbs...


My initials spell arf

Sit boy, sit.

My best friend's initials spell AMO and my sister's is SAY.

yoursucklives 36

my initials spell ass

Mine spell flabbergasted

Haha mines AMP!

yourmurderscenex 13

My son's initials also spell arf. I didn't realize until everything was all said and done.

Gothicbunnyx3 16

Mine spell gullible

ILoveMyArm 15

Mine obviously spell CAT.

suboy 10

My initials spell ILL. Its really awesome when teachers see this and joke about it like theyre the first to discover this great find !!!!

may friends name is sunney but hes initials are SAD

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Mine spell "MMO." Maybe I'm destined to be a gamernerd of sorts

Mine spell DAB

my friends initials spell JAB, yet he is a grappler.

Mine spell ACB... But if I ever got one of those initial stickers for my car, I'd have the alphabet on my car, since they put your last initial in the middle =)

well mine is BTK.

IworkAt711 14


I know a girl whose initials are HAG

My initials spell GC. But on another note, maybe you shouldn't be so gross if you fit your initials? lol Hopefully he was joking and has a dry sense of humour?

thebosslikeaboss 18

Mine spell HER

mine spell DJWC ... yup, DJ toilet -.-

Obey_StudBoii 23

#89 So do mine. Awesome!

Mine spell LAG. -_-

My uncle's initials are PMS and he lives in a house full of women, while my cousin is a university student with the initials CBS. :)

VentiAnemoi 20

My initials are PIS. My university email is with my initials. This is an FML...

My friend's initials are BAD but she always follows the rules and she is one of the nicest people I ever met. She writes BAD on everything she owns though aha

yumyumpoptart 16

my name is Bobbi Sheppard..

ise3 10

Some of these initials... We don't give a shit if it doesn't spell anything ironic.

Better than SMD (suck my dick)

Mine also spell AD... Hey, lets go ride bikes1

addioty 19

mine are abb and I'm always like LOOK AT MY ABBs

I don't believe you, 110. I'm calling BS on that one.

My uncle's initials are FAG. He makes everyone call him Rick so no one finds out.

I suppose you have it a tiny bit better than my friend Brandon Stubbs...

assassinbanana0 20

Your friend has it better than my friend Bethany Jones


My friend Christopher Ulof-Nathan Tracey has it pretty bad.

My friend Yousef Alan Yacoub likes signing things with ONLY his initials

You can imagine how I, Brooke Pike, felt during the oil spill.

slappygecko 21

Well I can tell you it's better than someone having the name Kitty Fiddler.

They have it way better than my classmate Eric Chen

38 43 and 51, I'm sorry but I really don't see anything wrong with those initials.

54: BP, British Petroleum, was responsible for a horribly huge oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico a couple years ago. Kitty Fiddler doesn't have bad initials, but sounds like Kiddy Fiddler (aka child molester) And Eric Chen, well, he's Chinese. All three are bad.

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My friend's ex-girlfriend Debra Parks never enjoyed it, though.

Now that one I get.

My good friend had to change his name after highschool... his name was Richard Head.

We're doing initials here not nicknames

MissCharlotte_fml 26

My sister's name is Penny Marie Scott... poor girl.

My initials spell S.A.G -__-

Just pray that no one has the name Steve William-Anderson Grey

I once had a mule named Alex Steven Sanderson.

I was reffering to his name, lool sorry for the misinterpretation.

Clever but mean.

Maybe you're middle initial turns it into something less rude... Probably not but maybe.

gzmn91 6

OP would know their own middle initial if they had one. Seeing as how they didnt mention it, most likely they dont have one!

Seriously? You're saying they don't have a middle name because they only mentioned their first and last initial? Great logic there.

16, it's not uncommon for people not to have middle names. I don't have one & I know many others that don't either.

I'm sorry OP :( People can be just awful. Try not to take it to heart.

Epikouros 31

Exceptional Wisdom?

Emma Watson?

flockz 19

exploding weiners?

Exasperated Whispers?


When diplomacy fails, dropkick a bitch. It's what I'd do

That's mean their initials should be ASS!

iluvevil01 11

I actually have a friend with those initials...

Sorry about your initials

My boyfriend's are NCC, like from Star Trek