Miscellaneous: Today, someone stole my phone at a concert. They decided it would...

haha that's genious. I need to remember that one for when I find a phone. Seriously, you can explain the whole thing to your mom anyway, and there are enough ways to prove you aren't pregnant.

th3wh1tee 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:22

This would have sucked if ironically you were actually pregnant though.

Nearly

Today, I realized that I am unconditionally, irrevocably, and deeply in love with someone who doesn't love me anymore. I'd give my life for him and he won't even message me back. Life really sucks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50

You deserved it 20

Today, I tried to make a healthy smoothie, but I accidentally added salt instead of sugar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53

You deserved it 132

Spicy

Today, grateful that my husband has been helping out more around the house, I figured he’d hired someone since he hates cleaning. What I wasn’t expecting was that he hired some chick in skimpy/kinky underwear that he found on Craigslist. Apparently the “lingerie cleaning service” is a thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 157

You deserved it 27

Today, while trying anal for the first time, my partner pulled out but the condom got stuck. It was left it dangling outta my butt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 243

You deserved it 103

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